B)

have you heard about our lord and savior Dog

[pathologising]

your 20s is all about the fog, actually

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[divinestrike]

um … compilation

[springwagashi]

[cicadas-deactivated20231107]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[memorycycle]

there had to be something like trampolines before we felt the need to make artificial ones . maybe a type of animal we jumped on that went extinct

[praguegirl]

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[shoegays-deactivated20180822]

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[obamasnow]

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

[obamasnow]

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

[xbox-nun]

I was so fucking torn between these two answers

[finalfantasyvii]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[fake-ketchup-blog]

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

[officialwhitegirls]

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

[fake-ketchup-blog]

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

[officialwhitegirls]

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

[leondra]

the babadook works at michaels and teaches scrapbooking classes

[leondra]