untamed autism

[beardedmrbean]

[beemovieerotica]

[villainessbian]

did my cat associate the button with bad feelings? no, he must have developed human language and experienced rapid semantic drift

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Have been thinking about this lately, since I literally can't think coherent thoughts when there is a repetitive noise happening I can't get away from or block out, and I am bewildered at seeing people around me just tuning it out and merrily going about their business as if an electric drill is not being bored into their skull every few seconds.

[paimt]

smiting_friends.psd

[tall]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[yallqueda-deactivated20181210]

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

Absolute Chad

[ulfilas-grammaticus-deactivated]

I have done this on Bus Line 13 of the Jena Nahverkehr between Teichgraben and Bahnhof Jena West

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

I'm not sure we can handle winning any harder than we are now

[huntrad-kamikazepilot]

[about30gallonsofchickenbroth]

How could you not include the next three panels

[lordoftablecloths]

peer reviewing this because i didnt realize that either

[furansunokamikaze]

I'm the guy with the grenade who's about to blow himself up.

But not really because of the conversation—more so because I'm holding a grenade.

That said, the conversation looks fascinating... but, you know, grenade.

Did I tell you how much I love explosive grenades—grenades, not the fruit, ha ha ha...?

[huntrad-kamikazepilot]

[about30gallonsofchickenbroth]

How could you not include the next three panels

[lordoftablecloths]

peer reviewing this because i didnt realize that either

[furansunokamikaze]

I'm the guy with the grenade who's about to blow himself up.

But not really because of the conversation—more so because I'm holding a grenade.

That said, the conversation looks fascinating... but, you know, grenade.

Did I tell you how much I love explosive grenades—grenades, not the fruit, ha ha ha...?

[huntrad-kamikazepilot]

[about30gallonsofchickenbroth]

How could you not include the next three panels

[lordoftablecloths]

peer reviewing this because i didnt realize that either

[furansunokamikaze]

I'm the guy with the grenade who's about to blow himself up.

But not really because of the conversation—more so because I'm holding a grenade.

That said, the conversation looks fascinating... but, you know, grenade.

Did I tell you how much I love explosive grenades—grenades, not the fruit, ha ha ha...?

[knuckle-actual]

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]