I'M NOT NICE

~NICE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD~

[wadey-wilson]

Hand sanitizer Web Shooter

[theslaybymic]

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

i love this so much

[colachampagnedad]

for all my quiet & reserved men going thru it i love u all

[queenstravelingdarling]

This!!!! Spread this message around. Crying is good!!!!

[just-a-positive-lesbian]

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

[funkyness]

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

[rhysthereblogged]

How do you feel about getting gnomed

[funkyness]

FUCK that gnome

[sillayangel]

[gymleaderclemont-moved-deactiva]

[funkyness]

[mewzaque]

Hey let’s play Russian Roulette

[me-and-my-dumbass]

click the link to find out who got you

[mc-sprite-edits]

End portal frame but instead of the end it goes to mcdonalds. Extra points if you also make eyes of ender in the same theme

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[darkprismarine]

They’re just trying to support their family

[yellowpoet]

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

[transsexualhamlet]

it doesn’t work on desktop clearly, maybe my screen is just broken

[lucid-luno]

just two mermen casually talking about the inevitable death

this one didn’t get a lot of love so I’m posting it here, took me over 16 hours I think

[purpledragonfollower]

[tumblr]

[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[nevsky-deactivated20220826]

[tumblr]

what. what is the purpose of this

[riflesniper-a]

[th3-n3xt-phas3]

[tumblr]

YO WHAT THE FUCK-,

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

[tumblr]

Damn y'all so self centred you added a shorcut for yourselves smh

[gameclam]

Hey I don’t know if any trans women follow me but I want to tell you if you’re reading this that you’re so beautiful and you make the world a brighter place just by existing and I hope you have a wonderful day

[firesuns-archive]

incomplete list of ordinary things that are intimate when u do them for/with someone u love:

-unbuttoning or unzipping clothing

-putting on their necklace

-any hair touching at all

-giving them a bite of your food and u feed it to them off ur own fork

-catching their eye from across the room

-picking fuzz off their clothing

-cooking together and standing over the same pan while you stir and they add things

-sitting in the same room working on different things together in silence

-teaching them how to do something

-doing something for them bc their hands are full

-grocery shopping together

[honeysucklesuggestions]

-wiping the corner of their eyes with your finger

-doing something dumb/silly bc it makes them smile

-”do you need anything from the store?”

-lending them your clothes

-watching them cook

-sleeping with your head resting somewhere on their body while they do something else entirely

-tying their shoe

-crying together but about different things

-laying a blanket over them if they fall asleep without one

-getting them a drink when you get your own (without being asked)

-offering them a sip from your straw

-fixing their collar

-sending a message to make sure they got to their destination safely

-smiling at their outfit when they finish getting dressed

-bringing them a kleenex when they sneeze

-asking for a hug without words

-making silly faces at each other from across the room

-letting them feel sadness sometimes

-watching cartoons

-locking the door behind them

-looking at them looking at you looking at them looking at you (etc)

-giving them your last bite of food

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

The last episode of Merlin is giving me those Feels™.

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

Saw the word Merlin and ran over

Y E S I feel your pain and I am still hurting two years after finishing it sjfnfnbvng

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

It hurts so much. 😢

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

It really does and it gets so much worse

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

The last episode of Merlin is giving me those Feels™.

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

Saw the word Merlin and ran over

Y E S I feel your pain and I am still hurting two years after finishing it sjfnfnbvng

[polyamorouspunk]

Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

[memeclassheroes]

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

Welp, apparently no one sleeps anymore.

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

You mean people actually slept before this shit?

Wild.

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

People other than you, Wyatt, yeah. 😂

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

I'm shocked. I thought sleep was a mere myth told by the elders...

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

...Or maybe I just am the elder. 🤔

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

Welp, apparently no one sleeps anymore.

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

You mean people actually slept before this shit?

Wild.

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

People other than you, Wyatt, yeah. 😂

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

I'm shocked. I thought sleep was a mere myth told by the elders...

[i-hate-everything-except-fandoms]

Welp, apparently no one sleeps anymore.

[creepy-crawley-crowley]

You mean people actually slept before this shit?

Wild.