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hi friends this is my blog, it has A Lot | Morgan | 24 | they/them | big fan of funky lil guys and fast music ((previously razzad00p))

[lalulutres]

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

[felthief]

i do not think that is a squirrel

[camwyn]

Goddamn raccoons

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶We set up a camera! Goddamn raccoons!🎵

[kushblazer666]

[menlove]

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion,

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[anyataylorjoys]

The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

[seeveekat]

Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!

I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.

[tomb-of-madeline]

Stories of Elf World

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[beardedmrbean]

[thoodleoo]

really love this ancient letter from a kid named theon to his dad (p. ox. 1 119) because it's so ridiculously salty and rude ("WOW dad it was SO COOL of you NOT to take me to alexandria with you"), incredibly demanding ("bring me with you or i'm going to stop eating and drinking and i'll never speak to you again") and then ends with the appropriately polite typical close to a letter ("i pray that you are in good health"). truly exactly what i would expect from a moody child.

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[twinkhole-destroyer]

this interaction happened on a post where I was talking about blowing a guy

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[Many college students experience introductory physics as psychologically threatening.]

Benson-Greenwald et al. (2026)

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[saccharinescorpion]

gotta keep reminding myself