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“She’s got a book for every situation” -HS

[pinkpunkpie]

nobody:

bisexuals sitting:

[sersi]

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve been doing it for a couple thousand years now

[tparadox]

The survival strategy our species dumped all its skill points in is cooperation and community. Don’t like it? Walk into the woods and die mad about it.

[nonstopsmile]

The journey of a blue marble

[jelloapocalypse]

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

[thathopeyetlives]

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[funnytwittertweets]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[ms-demeanor]

[mysharona1987]

Waiting literally a year for your epic revenge is the most teenage girl move ever.

[toadallybpd]

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[specialtater]

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

[democraticsenator]

this is my favorite post of all time

[alexander]

[alexander]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

[low-on-memory-storage]

[p0stmarxed]

[omghotmemes]

That’s real Nolan movie concept there

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[swing-spiderling]

platonic hand-holding is very good and nice and feels happy we should all do it a lot more instead of making it an almost-exclusively romantic thing send post

[lezpleasure]

“Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want the most is the person you’re best without.”

— Unknown