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[creoleeggin]

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[creoleeggin]

9/10 dream last night, I went to go get Kolaches with @abilouwrites and @moonssyrup and Brandon DiCamillo was making them in the back of the store 😍😍😍😍 one point off because he should’ve been naked and I should’ve been pegging him but it was a fun girls dream out

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[etheltempest]

[welcometojackass2022]

Bam is puppy in a pathetic “wear a collar and beg for treats” kinda way

Ehren is puppy in a “omg what a good boy!!! let me pet you” kinda way

[welcometojackass2022]

addition: Raab is puppy in an “overexcited all the time tail wagging like crazy might pee on the floor” kinda way

[maggiemoons]

OH WE ARE SO BACK

[creoleeggin]

Viva La Bam P!Links - Teaser!

@welcometojackass2022

Bam Margera

Bam who’s being punished for pranking you

Bam who can’t get enough of your tits

The voicemails Bam leaves you on trips

Ryan Dunn

Sleepy morning sex with Ryan

Ryan who wants a keepsake to show Bam

Chris Raab

Raab who’s not allowed to get off until he comes back from his Brazil trip

Raab who’s so desperate for you that he’s taking charge for once

Brandon DiCamillo

Dico’s idea of a perfect day off

[creoleeggin]

In love with Brandon DiCamillo, he’s a flyers AND a flames fan though

@wannabehockeygf keep ur Calgary-ness in Alberta, please!/j

[wannabehockeygf]

Alberta is a Disease

[creoleeggin]

Does this mean I’m gonna catch it?

[dumbfilmhoe]

[creoleeggin]

In love with Brandon DiCamillo, he’s a flyers AND a flames fan though

@wannabehockeygf keep ur Calgary-ness in Alberta, please!/j

[riverstoddtbh]

me saying I'm gonna learn to skateboard bc of jackass except my lazy ass puts no effort in doing so

[welcometojackass2022]

Guys let’s all start a “I need to skateboard so I can be like the Jackass guys” group so we can motivate each other LMAO my ass needs to get on that board like I’ve been saying I will for years

[welcometojackass2022]

Managed to finish up quite a few of the fics I wanted to these past couple of weeks!!! Here’s what I’m planning for the next few (in no particular order):

Ryan Dunn smut with a female mechanic

Dating Danger Ehren would include

Various Raab smut drabbles I’ve been wanting to explore

That Radio Bam smut idea

Ryan Dunn with a high maintenance girlfriend

Some “would includes” with the Jackass guys since I’ve done so many with the CKY guys

Several Haggard fics (one Valo x reader x Ryan and at least one Raab x reader)

[jackassjanitor]

[creoleeggin]

There’s a man

[creoleeggin]

Whoever said volunteering at a hospital would be good lied bc there’s a nutrition student here but he’s 26 and engaged and my life would be so much better if I didn’t know what I can’t have

He looks just like Ryan Dunn too

[creoleeggin]

Anyone keep up with playboy recently? Opinions on Miss July?

[missmisanthr0pe]

July's white boy of the month is officially Ryan Dunn

[brickedupnick]

[jackassjanitor]