Dragon Fluff and Nuggle Snugs

Hello, I'm Bunny. I'm a freelance artist who loves food, dwarfy things, magic, fire and magical fire. Into Dragon Age a little too much... Occasionally NSFW (but tagged) Buy Me a Coffee!

[nsr-simp]

DJ Subatomic Supernova character and stage concept art!

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[nsr-simp]

DJ Subatomic Supernova character and stage concept art!

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[adhdrhys]

inquisitor: hey varric, we’re getting ready to leave for the next mission, do you want to come? it’s completely up to you, no pressure at all

varric:

[perkwunos]

Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all

[spirit-of-science]

Dwarves work in mines, their kidneys are in overdrive clearing all of the toxins and heavy metals they come into contact with. Their diet is mostly high efficiency foods, such as meat and fat and mushrooms. They probably don’t get a lot of plant matter in their diets.

Meanwhile elves’ diet is almost 100% plant matter (and all of the fiber that comes along with that) and their lifestyle is obsessed with fresh air, clean water, and a pure environment.

Face the facts: dwarves pee huge and shit little, and elves shit large and pee barely at all

[bonehandledknife]

[anchovy-official]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

However:  Dwarves find belching polite and good fun, a compliment to the drink and cook. Farting, however, is crass– after all, farting in a mine shaft? Just think about it. It’s like blasting your buddies in the car and locking the windows, but in this case there are no windows to lock. You’re just sealed up in the darkness, inhaling Dvalin’s particular brand of beer-cheese-eggs-and-mushroom while your beard hairs curl and your eyes water.  Conversely, Elves rip ass all the time because they subsist on fart fuel. Because they eat plant matter, they aren’t too ripe but they are loud enough to rattle the surrounding forestry, which the Elves delight in. Proper Elvish farts are released right next to an innocent victim in a stealth maneuver, as quietly as possible. The aggressor stands innocently nearby, until the victim begins to protest and complain and accuse, at which time a good laugh is had by all (except the unfortunate victim). The other beloved Elvish tradition is to loudly rip one in a quiet room, then firmly and solemnly chasten the nearest Elf for it– this one is favored by elder, Elves with the most dignified personalities. 

[the-jacob-show]

Who the fuck decided we needed this?

[perkwunos]

God did when she moved my fingers to type the original post. 

It’s been nothing but hardship and regret from there on, but I still trust that it’s part of a greater plan.

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

Jggfjkjffb

[probablyrockinrpgideas]

Fyi

[esuerc]

Varric from my Patreon! I really need to play Inquisition again QwQ 

[incorrectdaquotes]

Hawke: Damn, I fucked up again.

Varric: They said, with surprise in their voice, for some reason.

[fuckyeahvarric]

“Hello, my name is Varric Tethras. I’m nearly up to my balls in cold water and I’d like everyone to know that I hate both nature and my life right now.”

[rainelucht]

Another gift, this time Cole from Dragon Age: Inquisition.

[plushchimera]

@eletania commissioned me what i call the greatest piece of art i’ve ever produced

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@thegillyfox

[floatslikebricks]

“There’s a ghost in my mouth and it talks in my sleep Wraps itself around my tongue as it softly speaks

I’m not calling you a ghost

Just stop haunting me.”

—

I’m Not Calling You A Liar (Varric’s Theme) by Florence + The Machine

[yfipdragonage]

your fave is problematic: varric

titled his erotica the innocent sounding “swords and shields”

but his noir mystery is titled “hard in hightown”

the sequel is titled “siege harder”

why? why did he do this

[thegillyfox]

You damn well know why.

[piasdatterfanartnstuff]

I love Varric

[cosmic-lattes]

Okay guys...

Who’s bald,

Was asleep for years,

The last of his people,

Has a connection to spirits,

Uses a staff,

Has eyes that glow,

Is incredibly powerful,

And has a crush on a girl from a tribe?

THAT’S RIGHT.

SOLAS

SOLAS IS THE FUCKING AVATAR.

[the-queen-of-thedas]

[circles-finest]

[solverne-deactivated20180606]

[dragonageheadlines]

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Headline submitted by @pileofboners

[awaari]

“Not sure what kind of prompts you want but I love your art style and I also adore Varric and I’d love to see him maybe hanging out with Gal and Dorian? Or writing a story about them? Or describing them in a letter to Bethany? Or whatever you think would work. :)” - Anonymous  I like that idea anon - I’ll probably add more to this with Dorian in it

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

Nevermind. 

[speckybam]

@templarsandhoes asked: Cole or Varric!