Turn and Face the Strange

“Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes”

[achesspiece]

[achesspiece]

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[emotionalmoss]

i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format

>be me

>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time

>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy

>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom

>curl up underneath the sink

>slowly calm down after anxiety attack

>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink

>wonder what it looks like

>turn around to see

>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker

>immediately go back into an anxiety attack

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gabe495]

alright but this isn't complete without out the ai ad they used to promote the event. it's beyond words.

A PASADISE OF SWEET TEATS

and this is reportedly the sole oompa loompa at the event

WILLY, WE HAVE TO COOK

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m his crying wife

[sundancekid97]

You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth

[oxypill]

[peachchoker]

I hope my blog not only makes you horny but radicalizes you against capitalism

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[catchymemes]

[fenestravitae]

Praise be to the person with relative pitch who was just cleaning and realized “hey isn’t that the opening note to darude sandstorm?”

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

[milk5]

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[helila]

turns sound on

the sound:

[mimiist]

@morp43!!!!!! MorPPPPP ! Morp alert ! Morp happening here !!!

:) cute

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[coughloop]

i think this is literally the worst sound effect i have ever heard in my entire life

[coughloop]

[nelc]

The blast furnace & hearth at Redcar Steel Works. Went for a look before it's all gone. The scale is quite mind boggling!

[beemovieerotica]

Do u not enjoy tasting things

true story my spouse made me start chewing my food more often and I was shocked at how flavorful things are. I’m 32

[redrook]

when he first started dating he was sick a lot, and told me about a family legend that they were cursed with stomach problems because his ancestor was a samurai who had failed to commit sepukku, and now they all needed to experience the pain that he should have

and then one day we were having dinner and I was like. hey. are you not chewing your fucking food

and then I met his family. and they all just unhinge their jaws like snakes. horking shit down like wide-eyed seagulls at the beach

anyway he mostly chews his food now and the ancestral samurai’s curse has left him

[beemovieerotica]

correlation is not causation

[dyscomancer]

[milf-adjacent]

They don't make AMVs like they used to