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Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes
Hey. If people aren't aware, Microsoft admitted they know who you and where you are at all times and will give your info to the police.
They have a Global Device Identifier (GDID) Tracker that functions as a fingerprint for your PC that can surpass VPNs, proxy servers and countries. Although it can't survive a clean reinstall of Windows (it can survive updates), because Microsoft forces you to go to the internet and log in into a Microsoft account, they will be able to get to you.
Microsoft kept it secret and it was only found out when the FBI tracked a hacker thanks to the information Microsoft gave them.
You should be paying attention to this, and possibly consider moving away from Windows. If a government, especially the US government, doesn't like you for some reason, this could be seriously concerning.
This article specifically notes:
For journalism, activism, or domestic abuse situations, skip Windows and use Linux routed through Tor instead of a commercial VPN. A GDID doesn’t care which VPN you use, only that it’s still the same Windows installation.
GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.
Other important quotes:
What has researchers uneasy is everything else the case reveals. Costin Raiu, a well-known malware researcher, asked on the Three Buddy Problem podcast how much of this exists on other platforms, and whether it is linked more permanently to hardware. Matthew Hickey, another security researcher, called Windows “surveillance software”.
Two things back that up:
There’s no consent screen. A GDID gets assigned when you sign into a Microsoft Account. Apple’s advertising identifier needs an App Tracking Transparency prompt and a visible reset; Android’s works the same way. GDID has neither, and a Windows reinstall only gets you a new number Microsoft can still get back to the same account.
Then there’s activation. Massgrave, the group behind Microsoft Activation Scripts, notes that Windows setup sends hardware info to Microsoft and gets identifiers back, the same tokens later used for Store access and licensing: “It’s impossible to prevent Windows from getting a GDID without breaking activation and UWP app[s].” Anyone who lost a license after swapping a motherboard has already met a smaller version of this.
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The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
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Two lovely commissions for @jayellezed 's fic "Reflections in Broken Glass" !
Some lore of every Silk Skill: Thread Storm, Cross Stitch
This is just straight up the same skill from Hallownest
How did she lose it? Did the calm after the defeat of the infection made her forget from lack of practice? Was the weakening by the rune cage so strong it eroded away some of her very memories? Maybe the rune cage was draining her soul? Her silk?
Talking about the rune cages, the splash art / rune of the thread storm depicts the threads in much the same way the runes wrap around the bars of the cage; i wonder if in the case of thread storm it is meant to represent twined silk
The shaman crest rune bears some resemblance to other spherical runes, but there's no exact matches
Fun how you can spot the needle as a blur in some of these frames
The Weaver that grants this skill is the only Weaver in Pharloom to have no spikes, matching the look of Deepnest Weavers, and you can even see in the first trailer that the enshrined Weavers were originally the Deepnest ones, not even fossilized
We know they departed back to Pharloom to escape the infection, and considering all Weavers died and were enshrined at the start of the conductor era, the Pale King's rule lasted more or less as much as the reign of the Weavers in Pharloom; this would also explain Weavenest Absolom and the Farsight
Grand Reeds also use a technique similar to Thread Storm
High standing insect of the Choir, bearing a bow. This elite Reed has been trained and fed beyond its smaller fellows. This bug bears a spool of Silk, which they flail to attack. Though somewhat crude, theirs is a technique much reminiscent of Weavers. I wonder who taught them such a use?
It seems the Weavers taught the Choir how to use Silk
(cross stitch is actually a real life form of sewing)
Hornet already knew how to parry, but it was a far simpler, regular parry that didn't involve silk
It would seem her spine injury from the fall into Moss Grotto prevents her from realizing a parry without aid, hence the use of silk in cross stitch
Judging by the prompt rune and specially the shaman crest rune, to me it seems this skill works by anchoring the needle to the surroundings with a net of silk, which in turn acts as a trampoline or perhaps a sort of horizontal bungee rope
It is very fitting that Hornet learns a way to aid herself back into being able to perform a move (and a far more improved, deadlier version of it at that) from someone who is graying with age, fading, aching with stiff limbs and quivering claws, yet still remains a deadly combatant
But, is Phantom using silk?
Their pin throw clearly stops in the middle of the air, like Hornet's needle throw in the first game, or clawline, which does resemble this move in the way Phantom follows after the pin
No strand of silk is visible, but we have seen plenty of cases where silk is only visible briefly or just in part, with Grand Mother Silk's control of scissor blades, which mirrors First Sinner's use of needles, showing no visible strands of silk moving the blades around (and First Sinner's needles also do seem to just float at first)
So yeah, it would seem Phantom does in fact use silk, strands that just aren't visible because they're faded and lacking shimmer, or because of how thin they are
Besides, we're directly told that Cross Stitch itself is a "technique of a creature spun from thread"; perhaps they're taking advantage of the fact that their body is already unravelling anyways
This in turn brings to question if Lace uses silk in some way
Is her large AoE attack a case of silk usage, like a bungee rope at the center of the sphere? or is it instead an advanced use of aura? or perhaps just very good gymnastics?
For what is worth, the telegraph strongly resembles Phantom's steam dragoon attack
(...hold on, is this "cocoon vs exhaust pipes" symbolism?)
As I've pointed out before, one of the cross stitch shaman runes is directly present on the silk siphon machine, perhaps indicating the rune promotes a pulling of silk, or maybe even allow the needle to perform a fast back and forth motion; the blocking rune also resembles other runes related to silk extraction
(The siphon rune also demonstrates the runes granted by the shaman crest aren't about the shamans of the past knowing these runes specifically, but rather Hornet applying their deeper insight of soul into understanding and improving silk skills; in other words, all those blue runes are still weaver runes)
The silk siphon rune also resembles the metallic structure in the underbelly of the teleport-elevator platforms in the Abyss, as well as the Weaver workshop implements (which seem to be a combination of needle, pen and solding gun at once), both cases further emphasizing the idea of "rune that makes things (like silk) go faster"
The other rune that appears in the riposte has a segment identical to one of the runes that appear when casting pale nails, which could either mean the rune is still in the process of being woven, or that it is reinforcing the blade itself
Excellent post. Good catch with the reed.
(The siphon rune also demonstrates the runes granted by the shaman crest aren't about the shamans of the past knowing these runes specifically, but rather Hornet applying their deeper insight of soul into understanding and improving silk skills; in other words, all those blue runes are still weaver runes)
This is so cool actually. 100% HC accepted (actually, your case that this is the actual intention is pretty good.) Mostly it just makes Hornet very badass & clever. (I imagine First Sinner would be very proud.)
Same with the thing of Phantom making use of how they're already kinda falling apart. Using a bit of their decaying body to kick your ass is so gothic actually? & it fits their aesthetic. HC accepted.
Cause I'd wondered why Phantom would be able to use silk when Lace isn't. You'd think they'd have similar 'base stats' & she's the more 'advanced model'. The whole point of making the constructs is that GMS thought giving the Weavers her power was a bad idea / backfired in her face.
I'm of two minds about the Farsight being connected to PK because the Weavers as brilliant engineers & fans of extreme environments might have been able to discover & investigate the void independently.
On the other hand, what happened to the return faction is a big mystery that one would like to get hints/ answers on.
I'd have lined up Hallownest with the early Conductor era cause I would have assumed the Weavers left at the end of their reign, but if returnees had influential positions, the order could have been more like:
FS starts rebellion
GMS retaliates
Survivors of the lower nests plot countermeasures in vain & eventually flee
The Faction of Mt. Fay get the drop on GMS & begin encouraging pilgrimage to have minions to maintain the seal in their stead
The situation in Hallownest turning sour actually falls somewhere in the Weaver's reign; the return faction joins themselves to their fellows, bringing new knowledge about the void
Eventually their numbers decline & they leave the citadel elites in charge; Prominent leaders are interred in burial spires, waiting for any other returnees
With no other sources of it around and their civilization reliant on it, Citadel elites get tempted to pry some silk off the Monarch's cocoon cause the stuff is so, so useful.
Mind control, murder and a return to absolutist monarchy ensue. (though not right away, there was a middle period where greymoor was wealthy, at some point robots come in etc. etc. )
The Weaver in Greymoor is the only one that doesn't get a name (unless you wanna argue that she's Murglin, but the spikes don't match & it seems fitting that the engineer who wanted to look for power beyond just that of their silk would endure only through her invention. I'd assume she had a tomb but due to the humid climate of Bilewater & the muckmagots, it just didn't survive to the present), but maybe she's actually someone whom Hornet would recognize....
If it went like this then Herrah & co wouldn't have known about the pilgrimage-as-seal-maintenance system because they'd have left before it was a thing. So it's not that they hid their dirt from Hornet (and others in the younger generation), it's that it happened after they left.
(which kinda ruins the HC that PK went so far to recruit them because they'd previously trapped a Higher Being - the order could've been the other way around. 'So longs and thanks for all the fish Wyrm, we'll be sure not to repeat your design flaws' ...)
Though we know the group in Weavenest Atla prepared "traps and bindings", so at least the idea already existed.
Honestly the timeline is pretty mysterious, there can be multiple possible readings here.
Mask Maker says the citadel was "divised by your ancestors" like he expects it to have happened before they left, but maybe he wouldn't know what particular faction she's descended from.
He relays the events how they would have looked to a well-informed commoner (similar to the PoV the Snails have - they know the koolaid for what it is, but they're still mortal) - "The Weavers betrayed their mother to make off with the kingdom"
Make off with the kingdom they did, for a while, and they don't seem to have been much better as rulers, but the motivation was clearly not just greed, going by their writings & Eva's eyewitness accounts they were genuinely scared shitless of Mommy & felt they were just the top tier slaves, despite their high status in the eyes of the commonfolk.
He describes it like it effectively amounted to a brief peasant revolt spurned on by traitorous feudal lords / would be usurpers, ultimately a blip in history - the trap is now a free minion delivery system.
I'd say the ensnare of the mother had multiple stages
First, a song of slumber, which allowed them a window for escaping to the fringes and beyond; they were already playing a song to her after all, it was just a matter of changing the tune
Then, the ones that remained to sing lullabies enthralled the bugs of the nameless town and started the pilgrim system of eternal song; the citadel only ever knew the divine heart of pharloom, the cocoon, which is depicted even in the oldest stone roads of the pilgrimage
weavenest atla tried to device more permanent solutions, like a copy of the divine or an ensnaring rune
Ultimately, they device a system of bells that would enhance the effects of the song, weakening her further, while also guiding the pilgrims in a more efficient way; the citadel's pipe organ system, partly based on the system that sustains Eva, is also developed for the purpose of weakening her / aiding the song
At some point after the creation of the citadel, possibly before the official creation of the slab, Atla, now First Sinner, is sealed away for trying to spread word of weavers not being divine, which would've undermined their authority over the citadel as "Pharloom's first children"; the slab then seems to have been built over and around this cage
A system that may not run eternal is still not a permanent solution, so they continue to try and come up with somethings else, like guns
Deepnest weavers return, with tales of the dark substance below all things, which would snuff out all light
The diving bell (which shares design elements with the shrine bells) is built or used to descend to the abyss, teleporters to connect back to the surface are either built or begin construction
Before the research on void bears results, it seems some collapse or eruption, not dissimilar from the one hornet causes, isolates absolom from the rest of pharloom
With absolom lost and their silk waning, they decide to hand down rule and responsibility to the conductors (which may have started to cause some uprest to pry the "crown" from their claws anyways), preserving their remaining silk in their mummified bodies in hope for one of silken strength to come inherit their strength and beat grand mother silk (who knows, maybe some loose lips (mandibles?) gossiped about the fine child of weaver and wyrm, explaining why widow knows)
Another thing: the weavers were definetively already harvesting silk from the cocoon, as the looms are weaver made, they juet weren't stupid enough to put it inside bugs
Hm. Yours is good as mine at this point; I like your observation on the evolving bell technology.
When they finally "got" GMS it must have 100% involved deception/subterfuge (tweaking the hymns they were singing to her anyways, like you said), & thus a very 'personal' betrayal - not illogical an enemy who's too strong to fight outright, but also as close as trying to kill her in her sleep as mortal-y possible.
Bailed & left their underlings at GMS' mercy (& her at theirs. Definite Asshole Victim, defs falls under her own actions backfiring & "in the game of thrones you win or you die", but she did get harvested for parts. I like to think it's had more of an effect on her than she lets on.
Like Lace has this line about how "I will not fade! I will not take!" - which from her PoV is like, about... why does her mother keep pining over the traitors when she's got her, made specifically to be loyal & never age/die. But I think her Majesty might also bemoan in private how everyone leaves & everyone just takes from her (with some blindness to her own contribution to this) - or, if she doesn't do this outright, still give some sense of it.
Lace has effectively been punished for someone else's treason from the moment of her creation, she has to be weak & frail cause someone else was a traitor. (& those others were created strong. She could've been made strong, but she wasn't, because of the traitors. )
Effectively she ends up ignoring & mistreating Lace so much she turns against her too. Cause there wasn't much of a reward for being loyal.
She also has her blades on her when she wakes up, possibly suggesting a) roman emperor typical knife-under-the-pillow paranoia even before everything, b) it still didn't save her (the motif that power for power's sake won't protect you/ empty pursuit without a greater purpose to put it to also shows up in the 1st game) c) they were still too terrified to go near her unresponsive main body & pry them away
very juicy.
who knows, maybe some loose lips (mandibles?) gossiped about the fine child of weaver and wyrm, explaining why widow knows)
That's another thing.
How'd they found out. Did someone tattle. Was it willingly, or under torture.
Did they just tattle to Widow (& GMS heard it from her) while there was still some "weaver society" (before she was the only one left / possibly went crawling back to GMS to avoid 'eternity alone') - everything surrounding her is pretty ambiguous/mysterious.
It could've just been that word got around that the plague/infection/curse had ended & there were a few survivors still remaining. (it's a good bet to assume that if anyone lived, it would be the demigod.)
or someone innocently telling a story of having seen her that made its way to Pharloom.
But it could be that someone sold her out, refused to come back to Pharloom with them as their trumpcard after the infaction returnned.
(Maybe Hornet herself doesn't know for sure & will never find out, but the possibility is there & she's not 100% they wouldn't have done it. )
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My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
My philosophy on faith-based violence is simple.
If your God doesn’t want you to hurt people then you shouldn’t hurt people, and if your God wants you to hurt people then your God is an asshole. So if you believe in a God and you’re hurting people, then either your God is an asshole or you are.
This is not a complex philosophy.