saving tears for the wheat

in my vampire era, agender - they/them, dice gremlin, hotsauce enthusiast, art account: mothman dice

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

camilla hect vs. Literally Everyone Else’s Fucking Bullshit:

[saladis-good]

Nona for like the first half of the book

[vividciggy]

That was definitely Pyrrha's last cigarette

Bonus:

[vividciggy]

Nona doodles 🪼

[melliflewus]

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[moon111111]

[marinolta]

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[livethroughtthis]

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

[strange-aeons]

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

[onnaise-blog]

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

[may]

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[ceescedasticity]

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

[ashenbot]

We’re both girls you know?

[himejoshikomaru]

and you still aren’t interested?

[ashenbot]

…

I’m going to win a gold medal in track and field now.

[ashenmind]

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey serving in Bishme Cromartie for the 2025 Emmy Nominations presentation. 📸 by Sequoia Emmanuelle

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]