Cries Matcha Tears

they/them shitposter 22 years old and who likes to write shitty poetry sometimes - call me Matcha - I’m a performative male

[goldcrescent]

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted

[mealreminders]

Please remember to eat. Your body literally contains you. Please take care of it. Fuel it properly. Like if you're making sure the electronics in your life are charged, then make sure your body is too.

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[pissvortex]

[naninenuny]

niche youtuber remus from nowhere in wales my love

[myriapoda-1306]

Good news - you can always draw yourself hugging a bunch of myriapods!

[factbot]

There is a species of bee that barks like a dog

[stellemakesstuff]

A pretty bad day, Grace

[starglowy]

[galacticsabc]

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

[gracerockyyes]

I would unironically love this

[enthyrea]

i miss you, and the summers have returned.

original poem by sara kleijn 🪐

[hailed-marys]

based on a conversation with a friend from a few days ago

[taumoebros]

what simon gets up to when grace is teaching~~

bonus:

[snalsupremacy]

fixed the "king yaoi" meme bc the masses must be educated🙏

Put more respect on our forefathers‼️‼️

[stuckinapril]

A lot of people will judge their compatibility with someone off things like “do they have hobbies” “are they funny” “are they ambitious” “what music do they like” literally whatever the fuck. But even though someone could check all those boxes, a connection can never be appropriately formed if the answer to “do they make me feel safe” is ambivalent and unclear. Always ask yourself “do I feel safe around this person” when forming both friendships and relationships. Ask if you’re a safe person for them too. How cool a person is can never make up for lack of emotional safety on either end.

[lady-stardust1972]

sirius and remus moving into their first flat together as “roommates” because they can’t tell the landlord they’re a couple or he wouldn’t have let them move in

they meet their neighbours across the hall, sylvie and ramona who are also “roommates” (and have been “roommates” for 45 years now)