CRIME FIGHTING FENNEC!

More things between heaven and earth, Horatio... Horatio? Spit out that daisy, Horatio!

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

me: hello dear brain, do you think we can get started on that thing we wanted to do today

brain: no :)

me: ah, you're right, as usual, thank you

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

Interviewer: So what skills would you say qualify you for this management position?

Gleaming black orb: OMNISCIENCE.

Interviewer: And what made you choose our company?

Gleaming black orb: IT IS CLOSE TO MY CHILDREN'S DAY CARE.

[ghostpressure]

why r so many star wars hets like “interracial main couple would be just as/more progressive than a gay couple!” like as if poefinn isnt…..also interracial……..interracial doesn’t mean white + non white lmao

[ftprincesa]

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m ignoring them all.

[horrrifiction]

[sarahseeandersen]

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You've ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[bucky-is-my-precious]

Okay new idea, live action version of The Road To El Dorado starring these two

[walkingoutintherain]

……… *jaw drops*

[shakespeareandbiscuits]

oh my GODS YES

[shakespeareandbiscuits]

Outtakes from the interview.

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

Keep reading

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

...thanks :D

[thetallblacknerd]

[the-prolefeed]

what?

[papayapom]

Skull poop L?

[spookgator-blog]

what is this really supposed to mean tho

[thetallblacknerd]

Dea poo L

[boss-hoody]

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

[stormreach]

Yes

[missscrysss]

i hate that i love this

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

YES I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO VERIFY MY E-MAIL ADDRESS JUST SEND ME THAT FUCKING MAIL JFC WHY WON’T YOU ASFGDAJKL

[sarahseeandersen]

[crimefightingfennec-blog]

me: I'm going to talk about a thing that's been bothering me!

me, immediately after talking about the thing: this was a Mistake

[thebestoftumbling]

dog using his inside voice

[ju-yan]

OMG

[redderz]

If you don’t understand why people get so upset over celebrity deaths, here’s the answer.

[veryshypenguin]

ur either a space gay, a forest gay or an ocean gay

[scornfluke-archive]

signs as types of gays:

space gay: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius

forest gay: taurus, cancer, libra, capricorn

ocean gay: aries, leo, sagittarius, pisces