WAT?!

My eyebrow was once in a picture with bradley cooper

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one's office and I faintly heard him go "is that a SKELETON?"

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

They have named her Rose

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Two of the other attorneys have now dressed her up in clothing

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I came in this morning and someone had positioned her right outside my cubicle...

ominous

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

hilarious update: it turns out that the attorney was on an important zoom call all morning, so she put the skeleton under the proximity sensor that controls the lights for this section of the office so they wouldn't turn off mid-call

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

attorney: [places a six foot tall plastic skeleton under the proximity sensor]

the sensor:

[bigscaryd]

At least I gave my skeletal officemate a chair!

[everythingfox]

[weaver-z]

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

[weaver-z]

I'm OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you.

[thursday]

[virgoprivilege]

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

[beggars-opera]

DO IT

[mevie]

Please don’t.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[leatherleaves]

The epitome of that post that’s like “love when a posts presents information and immediately gets refuted in the next reblog, net zero information <3”

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[chestnutroan]

finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

[fortidogi]

'eh. its a living'

-this guy

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

reverse military discount in which you're charged a certain percentage more for being in the military

[rhymeswithpanda]

That’s some dumb bullshit ^

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

gonna have to disagree, op made a good point

[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[trapcard]

Katara could easily defeat Azula with bloodbending if she wasn't such a liberal -_-

STOP

[gayvirgoguy-deactivated20200619]

[lmaonade]

isn't soup really bad?

oh i’ve never felt so violent take it back

[paxamericana]

put that in a PSA and mask use would shoot up 1000%

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[nerdymouse]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Amazing. Truly amazing.

Also now they're selling "Make America Rake Again" stickers.

[cosmicutie]

YOU GUYS DIDNT SEE THE BEST PART

They are selling hilarious shirts and all the proceeds go to the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network‼️‼️‼️

[lamafeeling]

Some of y’all really think racism in America looks like this:

When it really looks like this

[lamafeeling]

You are not exempt from racism just because your country’s version is not the same as ours

[molothoo]

Oh def reblogging this version

[scenics]

RIHANNA Savage x Fenty Show Vol. 2