After the rain, I.

Hello, my name is Jaime. 

[przed-wiosnie-deactivated202102]

Razumikhin (about Raskolnikov): I know he's kind of socially retarded and weird, but he's my friend, so ...

[kirathaune]

This is so me it’s not funny.

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[wnq-writers]

Sometimes we need silence which isn’t the lack of sound. But the voice of someone you so long awaited, because it at last brings peaceful silence to the chaos in your soul.

18blackhearts (via wnq-writers)

[sixpenceee]

Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

[cringefactory69]

my brain as I lie in bed: you gotta write

me, suffering writer's block: write what

my brain, banging pots and pans and screaming loudly: WRITE

[classicidiot2]

Me, plotting my novel while in the shower:

Me, remembering everything I thought of when I sit down to type:

[cesaray]

[sushinfood]

Everyone really needs to watch Brooklyn 99.

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

i’m in this very odd bubble 

like logically, i know i have a lot to do

but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok”

[hopefulwreckage]

the clique when Heathens plays

[slowtowm-blog1]

I can’t stop watching this

[therealjacksepticeye]

Nothing I create will ever be as good as this and I’m alright with that!

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[unshrink]

Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

[stansebastian]

[themegalosaurus]

“… Kidding. This is why he doesn’t take advice from me.” (Torcon 2016)

[henryscavills]

[jayleeg]

[agentjester-deactivated20200120]

[actualdogvines]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Literally goes from guard dog to puppy in less than 3 seconds