cringey eddie munson stan

steddie hypnopisskink truther proshipper + adults only

[cringevalue]

howdy

i’m leo! i’m autistic and eddie munson and fanfiction are my special interests. i write eddie munson fanfiction on ao3 and i do take requests! my ask box is always open for anything.

this blog has nsfw content

my fanfiction spreadsheet (updated monthly)

ao3 wrapped: 09/24, 10/24, 11/24, 12/24

all of my works are listed under the cut

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STEVE / EDDIE

so stupid - allergic reactions, crying. 1.6k wc.

he needs to relax - ‘pin’ prompt. 388 wc.

stuff... - 'stuff' prompt. 483 wc.

SOUR OG RPG - chat fic. 1.6k wc.

shame me, shame me (leave me for dead) - fake character death, grief. 3.7k wc.

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL - chat fic part 2. 2.9k wc.

i'm a jester (and i'm yours) - pool party, smut. 880 wc.

amoeba - punk eddie munson, angst, roommates to lovers. WIP // seven chapters up

EDDIE / READER

home. - overthinking, autistic meltdowns, comfort. 2.3k wc.

we have splenda - first dates, autism, infodumping. 4.3k wc.

PLATONIC SHIPS

if i told you all my secrets - pre-transition eddie, coming out as trans. 1.1k wc.

you're lost, little girl - 23andme, found family. 4k wc.

[loversfeathers]

tag your broke x broke ship

[cringevalue]

eddithan

[cringevalue]

spinning on that dizzy edge

hypnosis, modern setting, smut

Steve always knew he was different.

It started when he was a kid. Maybe four years old. He was obsessed with Sleeping Beauty, watched it every single night.

As he grew, he formed a habit of rewatching any movie that showed a character sleeping, fainting, getting knocked out. When he got his first laptop, he started watching videos and finding websites through other websites, exploring deeper into this fascination, until he came across something even better. Something that would sear itself deep into his soul (and groin) for the rest of his life.

Hypnosis.

[2jihiir0]

The Crawl 🦇 Part 1

(Part 2 drops later this week)

[juicymori]

[severeannoyance]

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve likes to trace Eddie's fangs with his fingers. He likes to accidentally nip his skin on the sharpness. He likes the way Eddie's eyes sharpen and he breathes slowly through his nose, waiting for Steve to remove his finger

But Steve doesn't. He just rubs his finger across Eddie's tongue, letting his blood fill Eddie with taste

And before Steve could process that he's being gay and pull away, Eddie's sucking on his fingers eagerly and Steve isn't sure why but he likes the feeling. A lot

[dance-on-the-bones]

small romantic picture💓

[kenmoos]

(WIP)

Sorry I can’t reply, I’m busy defending my cancelled wife in the court of public opinion

[sticksandstans]

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[hiei-harringtonmunson]

[02uccubus]

sport ball

[stevesoli]

Okay okay I like how we all agree that Steve would like the Indians Jones movies and it’s widely accepted that he has a crush on Harrison Ford. And I agree, I love that troupe and I think it’s accurate.

But hear me out. Harrison Ford is, aesthetic wise at least, wayyy more like Steve than Eddie. And even though Steve would find him objectively attractive I don’t think it would be to the point that he would have a CRISIS over that and have Harrison Ford be his #1 celeb crush. He’s not Steve’s type, anyways.

But Eddie is a different story. Harrison Ford is EXACTLY his type. Preppy jock type who has a tendency to be bad at keeping his shirt on. And have you guys seen The Temple of Doom? All the pet names Ford uses??? Eddie would die.

And Steve would pick up on this when they watched the movie. He would see Eddie’s reaction when Ford dropped a “sweetheart” or a “princess.” Even though those are names Eddie typically reserves for Steve (especially princess. Also, now Steve knows where he gets his petnames from. He would make fun of him if they didn’t get Steve so hot under the collar).

But give me Steve dropping some of them randomly in conversation. Give me Steve going,

“Hey, sweetheart, where did you put my shirt?”

And Eddie just. Completely losing his mind. Bright red, overheating, can’t speak, hiding his face in his hands. All because of a celebrity crush.

Give me Steve seeing how far he can go with it. Like one night they’re making out, and it’s getting heated, and Steve goes to unbutton Eddie’s jeans and says,

“Just relax, princess. Let me do the work tonight.”

Eddie creams his pants right then and there and he’s so embarrassed that he curls into Steve’s chest and doesn’t speak to him for the next twenty minutes. Steve is just delighted that he’s exactly Eddie’s ideal type. I mean, the proof is in the pudding.

[vivalski]

Vampire Slayer 💥🦇

(Available on INPRNT)

[stevespetrock]

i see your bratty bottom steve/brat tamer eddie dynamic and raise you bratty bottom steve and eddie who is absolutely pathetic about it and crumples like a wet paper towel when steve bosses him around

[moonriselabyrinth]

wayne: *preparing to give steve the shovel talk when the first meet*

wayne: *spends like 30 minutes with steve*

wayne: *rewrites his shovel talk cause now he’s gotta give one to his own nephew*