A Mess

these bitches gay. good for them

[catchymemes]

[neolxzr]

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

[homunculus-argument]

Was talking with my therapist about how I get myself some sense of achievement in everyday life, and I told her that I occasionally give myself little secret self-appointed tasks, where the only goal is to manage to achieve some completely random, pointless, arbitrary goal without anyone else finding out or asking me about the whatever weird shit I am currently in the middle of doing. There's no punishment for failing to do so, I don't dread any kind of an outcome, nor is there any other reward for succeeding the task, than managing to succeed in it - a little challenge with no other goal or purpose than being a little challenge.

She said that this is very interesting, and asked me to name an example of one of these quests that I've given myself. I froze, drawing blank, since my current arbitrary goal is to see how long I can go on without having to explain to her what furries are.

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[recoiloperated]

And you’re still here.

[qv]

imagine going to wendys and you hear them say lets put this idiot on the grill

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

*tasted

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

They did NOT put me on the grill

[angeltiddies]

my brother in christ it's 10 am on a tuesday

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wish i was just a little surprised that londoners decided it was appropriate to nickname an iconic skyscraper after a goddamn pickle

[definitely-not-sd-j]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I wouldn’t go so far as to say we were all having a good day, but my experience existing in this timeline was significantly superior 10 seconds ago when I hadn’t seen this

[dugaodna]

we called a revolutionary skyscraper with an inverted facade a fucking walkie talkie what did you expect from us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“revolutionary skyscraper”

THIS DUMB FUCK MELTED CARS! IT’S NICKNAMED THE DEATH RAY! IT CREATES WIND TUNNELS THAT KNOCK DOWN PEDESTRIANS! IT WON AN ACTUAL TROPHY FOR BEING “BRITAIN’S WORST BUILDING” DON’T REVOLUTIONARY SKYSCRAPER ME

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m so ticked off with london actually. they have a building nicknamed the CHEESEGRATER for obvious reasons, another named the SHARD OF GLASS bc it’s fucking pointy

AND THEIR CITY HALL IS A FUCKED UP CHICKEN EGG

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[veerletakino]

[keepsyuwild]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

[valtsv]

i can change him. into a llama.

[closet-keys]

I was thinking about all the stories of exploited workers explaining that they can’t leave work even if they’re sick, prompted by coronavirus concerns & I was thinking about when I was a *part time* librarian at a community college and was made responsible for making ALL college IDs for students and staff and how once I called in sick for 2 days (unpaid because no benefits but I took the pay cut to stay home) and when I got back I had panicked emails from my boss who had gotten panicked emails from their boss who had gotten a swarm of panicked calls from people who hadn’t received IDs cause no one took any photos or processed or printed them for a week (cause I was only scheduled like 3 days a week to begin with) & therefore people couldn’t register for classes or in some cases even get in the building, and an emergency meeting was called where I had to explain how I got so far behind. Because they had no one else who knew how to perform this vital function to the college except a part time, unbenefitted person working in the campus library, and just relied on the assumption that I would never call in.

I’m sure none of the students realized how absolutely dysfunctional their college was. They probably thought the delay was some sort of disorganized bureaucratic nightmare, which would have been a valid theory. But no, it was 1 worker who was sick for 2 days and it brought the whole functioning of the college down.

People really don’t understand how precarious literally everything is. So much relies on the sacrifice of exploited labor, and the precarity only reveals itself when someone in that position refuses to provide that sacrifice

[terezis]

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

[terezis]

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone tries to brag about “””acquiring””” human remains on the internet again

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

it’s the circle of life

[e-6000]

@normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

AY THERE IT IS

[lordspoooky]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta

[zlink]