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Unexpected Serendipity
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: The Hashiras knew as much about Tomioka Giyuu and his going-ons as they do about Muzan's whereabouts.
Basically nothing.
For some it was annoying and for others it was fine with them. But imagine their surprise when they find out that he has an actual friend.
it really is no wonder that men hated desmond miles and the tumblr girls latched onto him like leeches and made him the fandom's favourite and whump vessel. oh, you mean there's this guy who's raised in a cult where he's taught his body is a tool, then he runs away but gets kidnapped, his bodily autonomy stripped away from him, and even when he gets rescued he still has little to no agency and has to sacrifice his body for the sake of others, and his concerns about his own health are greatly dismissed, he gets branded as whiny for even having them, gets told he's lazy because he can't physically stand for his body to be used hours on end, he's a vessel for men's stories and emotions, the only other people who repeatedly show concern for him and his needs are women, he suffers from a "bleeding effect"..... weird. idk. idk why men preferred the male lead that was characterised as a suave playboy who never cries. i don't get it.
When the actual academic scholarly book makes the tumblr meme post a reality.
It’s really that simple.
Withhold time/resources from organizations building an anti-human future
I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.
The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage”
a normal person knows markiplier as "guy who screams at games"
a markiplier fan knows him as "guy who made fun of us for being too obsessed with details bc we assumed the very obvious coloring of a shot was intentional when he literally also used color to convey the exact same thing we thought that shot was conveying just not in that shot only to turn around and also make fun of us for not assuming that each individual shot in a fast-paced party montage before the inciting incident even happened would be foreshadowing the entire story as if a guy doing a keg stand representing his tragic fate would somehow be obvious to anyone"
some of these iron lung reviewers never would've lasted a day in the wkm trenches
fr they have it so easy like simon isn't even two people and a house
they're lucky mark only played one character
There's not even multidimensional timelines interconnected through a wormhole crystal to worry about idk why people had such a hard time with this
How to write a kiss
Rebloggable version, as requested by davrosbro. :)
Oooh! Yes! I love kisses. Kisses are where it all starts ;).
Okay, first, remember that kiss is much, much more than just lips. It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats, breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions. A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck together. Ew. Gross. The most important part of a kiss isn’t the how, but the who- because of the emotions between the two people.
Okay so:
lips- Lips can slide, glide over each other smoothly, or they can be chapped and rough and dry and get stuck on each other. They can match, top-to-top and bottom-to-bottom, or they can overlap, with one person’s top or bottom lip captured between the other person’s lips (yummy). If there is lipstick or chapstick there is lipstick or chapstick flavor, otherwise, lips don’t have a taste (can you taste yours?). Lips also can smack- the sound of two of them coming together or pulling apart, because they’re wet and warm and soft.
tongue- Tongues are always wet, and always warm. They’re very versatile. They can trace over lips, teeth, or another tongue. They can be smooth and graceful or teasing and flicking. When tongues are involved, there is drool. It’s only sexy when you like the person you’re kissing, or else it’s kinda gross. :P
teeth- teeth can clack together awkwardly, or teeth can bite down sensually. A person biting their own lip is cute, a person biting another’s lips is sexy. A person biting gently is sensual, a person biting roughly is sexual.
eyes- Eyes can be wide open with surprise, half-lidded with desire, fully closed with pleasure. Eyes can gaze lovingly, lustfully, wistfully, hungrily, seductively- it all depends upon the emotions of your characters. Have them do whatever you like, but don’t leave them out- give them at least a mention!
faces- Faces are what the lips are attached to. Noses bump, cheeks flush, ears turn red, foreheads either wrinkle or relax. Kisses can leave lips, quite easily, and become kisses on chins, cheeks, noses, foreheads, ears, necks, throats. Kisses on noses or foreheads are cute and adorable, kisses on cheeks are sweet, kisses on chins, ears, and throats are very sexual. And a kiss on the lips can be all of those! <3
hands- Hands are super-important. In order to describe a kiss, usually you want to also describe the hands. Where are they? Does one character have on on the back of the other’s head or back, holding them close? Are they on someone’s shoulders pulling them near, or pushing them away? Fingers brushing someone’s cheek or palms grabbing someone’s ass convey two very different kinds of situations, even if the kiss itself is exactly the same.
noses- Noses are annoying. They easily get in the way, especially for first kisses! People have to tilt their head to one side or the other, and if they don’t, noses bump. I’d only mention noses if a kiss is supposed to be awkward or uncertain or nervous.
bodies- bodies are either close together, or far away. Someone can be surrounded comfortingly by someone’s arms, or terrifyingly trapped by them. Bodies are warm or hot, they are calm or nervous, relaxed or tense. Body language says a lot. Is your character pulling away, or moving closer?
heartbeat- Hearts can beat fast or slow, and that’s about all they can do- but there are lots of reasons why they do! A heart can beat fast with fear or excitement or nervousness; a heart can pound with lust or race with terror or sing with joy. Hearts can glow, cower, or shatter. When you really want to drive the emotions of a character home, mention the heart.
breath- To me, the most consuming part of a kiss is the breath. The air that someone else has just breathed going deep into your lungs is very intimate. Lips and tongues don’t have a taste, but breath does. Each person’s breath tastes different, smells different, and surrounds a person differently than anyone else’s breath. Breath can be warm and sweet, breath can be hot and sexy, breath can be hot and frightening. It is something that is very present and should not be left out. A lot of writers leave breath out. And it’s so important; it’s the most intimate part of a kiss. Someone else is breathing into your lungs, and it’s either heaven or it’s hell.
voice- Voice conveys much, even without words. A voice can groan, whimper, gasp, moan, catch, whine, scream, sigh. Voice can convey emotion powerfully, and while some kisses are silent, usually they’re not.
emotion- Emotion is the most important- and the thing you try not to say. You want to describe it, through all of the things above, so that it’s perfectly clear what your characters are feeling, without you ever using the “feelings words”. If they’re in love, their bodies will lean close, their eyes will smile, their voices will giggle softly. If they’re nervous, their palms will sweat, their noses will bump, their voices will shudder. If they’re afraid, their muscles will be tense, their faces will grimace, their lips will not open. Emotion is the color that you keep inside your mind as you write; it’s the base line that drives the description behind everything else you say.
Wow, that was a lot! Gosh I hope it wasn’t too much! Keep in mind not every kiss has all these things- this is just a list of things to consider when writing a kiss, and based on how long of a kiss you want to make. Keep in mind that typing “they kissed for a long time”…that’s six words, it takes half a second to read, so that’s a short kiss! If you want a long kiss, you need long sentences that make the reader linger.
So maybe to start off, pick three things on the list to describe in your first kiss. Don’t try to do it all- that would be too much for even the most epic kiss. Just pick what’s most important to this particular scene, to these particular characters, and describe those parts along with the lips, and you’ve got yourself an awesome, emotional kiss. <3
Jingrenheng- fic idea
Jing Yuan, who marries Yingxing to save him from exile, marries Dan Heng after he serves his 50 years of prison following his molting rebirth. The Vidyadhara still have need of a High Elder and the Luofu considers his power too useful to go. The three decide Dan Heng should marry into the household as a way to ensure Dan Heng’s safety and present to the Alliance that the High Elder has no desire to turn against them.
So Dan Heng, who has only known coldness and isolation, enters into the General’s household as a 2nd spouse and tries his best to navigate everything around him. Meanwhile, Yingxing is frustrated at the fact Dan Heng is not comfortable around them and worries that he does not harbor romantic feelings for them. Jing Yuan is up to his elbows in politics and doing everything he can to keep the different factions at bay while ensuring everything will pan out well. Yanqing on the other hand, is simply glad there’s a new person at home he can play with.
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Dan Heng watched as the toddler stumbled across the room, a book in hand, before deciding to plop himself down on Dan Heng’s lap. Mimi, the ever vigilant babysitter, laid down at the edge of the door. Always at the ready to follow after and guard her little master.
The book was shoved into his hand as the child looked up at his expectantly, pleading eyes and a wide grin on a round face full of baby fat. A young woman dressed in old armor from when there were nine Xianzhou ship and riding a horse was on the cover. The corners rounded and worn and the pages stuck together from bits of food and machine oil.
Ballad of Hailan
“Aren’t you tired of it?” Dan Heng slowly opened the book. “You read this every night.”
Yanqing did not respond, but kicked his feet excitedly against the floor as Dan Heng opened to the first page. There was no point fighting this he learned. To a child everything was novel, even seeing the General in the morning was something to be celebrated and having to say goodbye when he left for work was met with heart wrenching cries as if he was leaving for the front lines and not his office.
“Before the time of Aeons, there lives a young girl in the North…”
Dan Heng is so unused to kindness and decency and lowkey shortcircuting from it, Yingxing trying to get a read on Dan Heng and wants to connect but unsure how, and Jing Yuan trying to fend off the other factions with a broom.
Yanqing being his adorable self!!
My shaylaaaas
if you lose your train of thought while talking to someone its because they reloaded the quicksave after killing you midsentence
I couldn't get out of my mind how much Tanjiro's words to Akaza were similar to what Rengoku's mother said to Kyojuro.
Maybe if Rengoku had chosen different words in that battle, Akaza's trigger would have happened earlier?
This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue
“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry
Before he got a family by accident it was grandpa crow
Who will take care of grandpa if he wasn’t around you don’t understand
I made myself cry so now I have to make it other people’s problem.
I realized that following the timeline of Yanqing’s Happy Family AU, Dan Feng will eventually pass and reincarnate into Dan Heng. Yanqing will likely be around 500 and a full adult but he puts in effort into watching over his father’s reincarnation.
He constantly emphasizes that Dan Heng is not Dan Feng so there is no need for Dan Heng to keep the familial relationship if he doesn’t want to. Dan Heng deeply cares for Yanqing but is still struggling to figure out what they are to each other.
However, Dan Heng isn’t give much time to figure it out. Fate has decided to bestow upon him the rite of all those living on the Xianzhou-losing something to the Hunt.
Strong hands shove him onto the transport vessel yet his heart scream at him to turn around, go back, for he had left half of it behind. The gray metal doors close before he could even reach for it. The last thing he saw was the back of the swordsmen, blond hair billowing against the wind as the surface of the planet became covered in ice.
They couldn’t retrieve the body yet a statue of the Sword Champion stands, tales of his valor and bravery told in tea shops and entertainment houses, his sword collections stored in museums. But deep inside the halls of the palace, doors shut and servants dismissed, was a vidyadhara of only 115 years old curled under blankets and wrapped around old, worn plushies of a white lion, a teal dragon, and a lumpy black cat. The room filled with mournful cries and half-written elegies and scattered sheets of paper depicting childish crayons drawings of a blonde child and a man with green horns and tail, all titled ‘Me and Ba!’
I return and you give me this? How dare.
Welcome back!!!
Hear me out! What if all of Dan Feng’s future reincarnations keep memories of Yanqing and keep the boxes of his toys and drawings?
WHAT IF I CRY HUH??? WHAT IIIIF??
They all remember their baby. Their first baby. Their only baby. Memories of Yanqing permeating their dreams and waking up, remembering he's gone
When you wanna write but your brain just refuses, and then you can't even power through it. Like bitch excuse me, why you no go brr???
I made myself cry so now I have to make it other people’s problem.
I realized that following the timeline of Yanqing’s Happy Family AU, Dan Feng will eventually pass and reincarnate into Dan Heng. Yanqing will likely be around 500 and a full adult but he puts in effort into watching over his father’s reincarnation.
He constantly emphasizes that Dan Heng is not Dan Feng so there is no need for Dan Heng to keep the familial relationship if he doesn’t want to. Dan Heng deeply cares for Yanqing but is still struggling to figure out what they are to each other.
However, Dan Heng isn’t give much time to figure it out. Fate has decided to bestow upon him the rite of all those living on the Xianzhou-losing something to the Hunt.
Strong hands shove him onto the transport vessel yet his heart scream at him to turn around, go back, for he had left half of it behind. The gray metal doors close before he could even reach for it. The last thing he saw was the back of the swordsmen, blond hair billowing against the wind as the surface of the planet became covered in ice.
They couldn’t retrieve the body yet a statue of the Sword Champion stands, tales of his valor and bravery told in tea shops and entertainment houses, his sword collections stored in museums. But deep inside the halls of the palace, doors shut and servants dismissed, was a vidyadhara of only 115 years old curled under blankets and wrapped around old, worn plushies of a white lion, a teal dragon, and a lumpy black cat. The room filled with mournful cries and half-written elegies and scattered sheets of paper depicting childish crayons drawings of a blonde child and a man with green horns and tail, all titled ‘Me and Ba!’
I return and you give me this? How dare.
Just Giyuu and Mitsuri friendship <3
EDIT: now with Mitsuri's POV!
