I'm a digital dog with five electric asses

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[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[radiation]

I’ll take to to the candy shop…I’ll let you lick the candy shop

[sacred-portal]

[crispyhancock]

my legs becoming randomly weak out of nowhere has been so eye opening as to how un walkable life is. I knew it before but seeing this environment without the ability to sit on the ground (bc when I go to get up my legs just are too weak to lift me) has really like. idk. I feel bad that I wasn't seeing the truth all the way before.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[mimiyanna]

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

[virtualmosshroom]

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur goes through phases where she forgets how to recognize food and I have to hand-feed her like a lamb until it resolves. this has been going on for years. it’s a genuine miracle that she’s reached 13

[mousefluff]

reminiscent

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[ispyspookymansion]

ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[stunningpicture]

Failed panoramic.

[ianre-d]

define failed

[lonelovebird]

dude

[roguesquirrel]

the dream is collapsing

[crispyhancock]

the funniest thing about I Don't Dance from HSM2 is like. corbin bleu this is a sequel. we saw you dancin in the last one. maybe not a lot! but are we gonna pretend Stick to the Status Quo never happened? We're All In This Together? banger of a song though.