I'm a digital dog with five electric asses

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[menherafag]

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[prettycolors]

[charlottan]

you could jerk off to this

[melynnwaters]

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

[dragongirltitties]

we should name this color “jerking off green”

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[nuclearloop]

You are Seen

[viola-stardust]

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[wiionme]

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[petersolarz]

Untitled © Peter Solarz

[petersolarz]

from the archives

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[adirtnap]

[targetedknowledge]