eyeliner enthusiast

see you in hell you stupid fruit

[augurm]

[sleepyjim2]

"you better not be littlest pet shop teensies whale when i get there!"

my stupit ass:

[cam-pteryx]

I never posted for the solstice! oops

[bartmobile]

she was a bad bitch why lie

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

[itsmickeybaby]

i’m not immune to gay men in cowboy hats

[snyggvur]

reminder to take your shots

[itsmickeybaby]

backshots

[snyggvur]

yee and haw

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

[dapperpea]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[absolutely-xantastic]

Let’s scream with mama

[smeagles]

ok funs over back to business

[charl0ttan]

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

[theoneofwhomisblue]

BLUE !!

[raymett]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[localcircusonline]

[pukicho]

Bye cool pope

[aclownsclownery]

I can't believe this is how I learnt the pope died

[pukicho]

One day these sorry saps will learn what news is.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

[microwavedfurby]

I needed to draw the crinkly thing...

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

[elllapamoved]

The struggle is real