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she her lesbian

[winonariyder]

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[thornmane]

Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:

[rensbogusadventure]

[dankouu-blog-deactivated2020112]

[truthdoesnotleadtofreedom-deact]

Bless whoever made this.

[deathclawpussy-blog]

Also a huge mood

[protectermaji]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[ritsykitty]

Mood.

[crispyletuce]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey so uhh,, my friend make a fanfic.

Its a wip and will regularly be updated and she's a really nice person so she also really appreciates feedback and ideas so if you ship Dramione or even if you don’t please check it out it would make her really happy and she deserves it, thanks!

[santiagostyle]

You know whats funny,David made melissa have his bby only bc he's inner insecurity was troubling him that Mel would fall for andy. This maybe bc,melissa is a great actor who has troubles gettin out of the character and would talk about jake meh andy s of-set too. In addition to this they spend so much time together and given her history to fall for co-actor cannot be denied. from all the comments i read from people who work in background i noticed that andy and mel often flirt with each other1/2

(cont.) before s5 when melissa was asked which was her favorite episode of series, she answered S2EP23 johnny and dora bc it had so many jakexAmy kisses in it. i’m not recollecting where i read this but it was an digtal article where melissa confirmed it is so funny and exciting to work with jake and she feels “great” with “all” scenes they shoot with jake and amy kissing. Infact she said, “We giggle a lot after kissing each other passionately. And i love how comfortable we are with each other.” [2/2]

aight lemme just preface this by saying WOWOWOWOW THIS IS SUPER DISRESPECTFUL CAN WE JUST NOT IMPLY THAT ANYBODY MENTIONED IN THIS ASK IS “FALLING FOR THEIR CO-STARS” OR “MAKING” PEOPLE HAVE THEIR CHILDREN HOOOOOOO BOI THAT’S BEYOND PROBLEMATIC YIKES

ALRIGHT now that my infuriated screaming is out of the way let’s get down to it. This has been sitting in my inbox for days because it’s honestly taken me that long to process what exactly it is you’re trying to say here - and when I did figure it out, I had a whole lot of issues with it. 

1. First and foremost, David didn’t “make” Melissa have his baby, and I hope you realise what a seriously problematic accusation that is. They’ve been married for ten years, and together for even longer than that. Maybe, MAYBE (and by maybe, I mean this is what happened)… They decided, together, as a couple, that they wanted to have a child. Because they love each other, and because they were ready for it, and because they - together, as a couple - wanted to. (Also, side note, why the hell would David Fumero be insecure?)

2. Second of all, if you’ve actually bothered to compare Melissa to the characters she plays, I think it’s pretty obvious that she has no issue getting in and out of character. Melissa Fumero is not Adriana Cramer, nor is she Amy Santiago. She’s a human being and an actress. She’s doing her job, and she’s allowed to enjoy doing her job. Frankly, it would be more concerning if she wasn’t comfortable with the requirements of her profession or a particular role.

3. Point the third. “Given her history to fall for co-actor”. Is it true that Mel ended up “falling for” a co-star? Yes. But that “co-star” is her husband, the man she chose to spend her life with. Yes, they met on set, but can I point out that they never actually played each other’s romantic interests on OLTL? It’s a happy accident that they met on the set of a show they were both working on. That doesn’t mean Melissa has a “history” of falling for her co-stars. Do you also think she was secretly in love with John-Paul Lavoisier? They played lovers too, after all. Point is, she didn’t fall for just any co-star, she fell for David, and it’s pretty disrespectful to insinuate that she can’t separate herself from her job. You’re basically implying that the moment she kisses someone on screen and is comfortable with it (as she should be) because she is friends with that person, she’s going to fall for them in real life. Honestly, it’s super rude not only to Melissa, but also to David, Andy, and Joanna. Let’s rein it in with the assumptions about her “history”.

tl;dr: Melissa Fumero is a wonderful human being and an excellent, professional actress who is happily married to another actor - not Andy Samberg. Andy Samberg is also a wonderful human being and professional actor, married to - surprise - not Melissa Fumero. Just because they are friendly and comfortable with each other on screen and off, does not mean there is anything romantic going on between them. Melissa and Andy each have children with their respective spouses, whom they love, and it’s really disrespectful to everyone involved to make accusations about any one of those people. It’s 2017. Wow. Men and women can be really close platonic friends - and have a super healthy working relationship - without suddenly wanting to leave their long-term spouses. End. Of. Story.

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

every gay girl i’ve spoken to agrees that one of the most humiliating and demoralizing things is having a straight girl thinking you’re coming on to them simply bc you like girls and it….really fucks with our relationships both platonic and romantic bc while other girls get to sit on each others laps and sleep in the same beds and playfully grab each others asses we’re putting up so many walls just in case our straight friends think we’re after them. 

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

and bc our conception of relationships with other girls in general is so fucked and suppressed we have no idea how to navigate our emotions when we’re actually attracted to another girl and want to pursue it

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

y’all reblogging this with “straight girls/gay guys experience this toooo”….nah, this isn’t about people thinking you want them, its a uniquely stunting experience to gay girls who are excluded from developing friendships and behaving around other girls in the ways we are all socialized to do so because we conceive ourselves/others conceive us as “predatory”

[erdbeerspinat]

I emotionally struggle to take off my sweatshirt in the backseat of the car cause the other girls could think me stripping down to my t shirt when it’s super hot could be a sexual attac so yeah that’s how society makes me think. Did you ever hesitate to take off your sweatshirt I don’t think so

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Indigenous people in the Arctic: *cause virtually no harm to the environment with their hunting practices / have been sustainably hunting animals forever / have to suffer the consequences of food deserts and sky-high prices no white vegan will ever have to deal with* 

White vegans: you know what’s really bothering me…seal hunting…let’s stop that somehow…

[woman-shaped-battering-ram]

According to the ministry of natural resources in Nunavut, the hunters in Nunavut could hunt a ringed seal for each person who lives in Canada every year and there would still be a net INCREASE in the seal population. Traditional Inuit methods of hunting help maintain the environment, because an overpopulation of seals would be a disaster for fish stocks in the territory.

Also, the shit about clubbing baby seals is a racist myth based on the assumption that the Inuit are “savage”, so we white folks could stop repeating that myth

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edwad]

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

[soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191]

Per what

[edwad]

second

[sheabutterbitch]

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute

[alliluyevas]

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

[alliluyevas]

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

[frontholemonologues-deactivated]

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

[benyw]

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

[benegesserwitch]

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

You win the award for best reblog

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[hugealienpie]

And your tuba

[valtsv]

bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

[ginger-ale-official]

Drove my first riding lawn mower today! I’d love to say I also mowed my lawn but as it turns out, if you don’t lower the blade, you’re just driving circles around your house for two and a half hours for no reason! What a day!

[catchymemes]

[woble-deactivated20200720]

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

every gay girl i’ve spoken to agrees that one of the most humiliating and demoralizing things is having a straight girl thinking you’re coming on to them simply bc you like girls and it….really fucks with our relationships both platonic and romantic bc while other girls get to sit on each others laps and sleep in the same beds and playfully grab each others asses we’re putting up so many walls just in case our straight friends think we’re after them. 

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

and bc our conception of relationships with other girls in general is so fucked and suppressed we have no idea how to navigate our emotions when we’re actually attracted to another girl and want to pursue it

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

y’all reblogging this with “straight girls/gay guys experience this toooo”….nah, this isn’t about people thinking you want them, its a uniquely stunting experience to gay girls who are excluded from developing friendships and behaving around other girls in the ways we are all socialized to do so because we conceive ourselves/others conceive us as “predatory”

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

you all expect me to take you seriously….talking about “soulmates aren’t just a romantic concept!!!! more platonic soulmates. uwu.”…..and yet REFUSING to stan how to train your dragon (2010)….i cannot fucking imagine

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

no no i’m not done. toothless loses his left right tail flap while fighting a human….hiccup loses his left foot while fighting a dragon. hiccup has a scar on his chin from a dragon….toothless has a scar on his neck from a human. they are both isolated from their kin for different reasons and in the fall out from their individual conflict and pain find one another………their separate species are natural enemies, yet fate brings them together as outsiders in order to live out the friendship of a lifetime and you all SNUB THIS? THE POETICISM OF IT ALL. you ingrates are like “haha bee movie company” so you cannot SEE the GIFT of TENDERNESS that you’ve been GIVEN? good fucking night count your blessings