sigma posting :3

he/it - jewish- trans masc- sexuality fluid- i mostly just reblog but sometimes i make posts that get 0 notes :)

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Online friend: *doesn't show up online at the usual time* (is most likely sleeping earlier than usual)

Me: where friend??? ? ? ?? friend Gone?? Friend ok? ?? ?? ? ? must go find friend.immediately. I shall cross the ocean!!

[tularemia-deactivated20190509]

diet soda isn’t gross

[tularemia-deactivated20190509]

i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad

[minionresearch]

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

[taken-for-pomegranted]

bring this back

[viridianacolyte]

may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases

[decemberistsfan]

the thing i’ve taken away from ‘kink at pride’ discourse is that a lot of yall have a lot of internalized homophobia.

repeat after me. it is not bad to be flamboyant. it is not bad to be confident and proud in your sexuality. it is not bad to be a sexual being or want to be sexual. you are not a ‘better’ LGBT person because you aren’t sexual or flamboyant or proud of yourself. and your own issues don’t give you a get out of jail free card to be a cunt to people

[levianity]

[orbleglorb]

"this thing [homestuck] can't have everything" top 10 naïve and hopeful phrases of all time

[evilsanlang]

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

[evilsanlang]

sorry I felt like lying

[harperssterns]

[seerstella]

this scene (and them) in a nutshell

[severalowls]

forget your icon forget your url fuck it forget your blog title. reblog with why is your bio what it is.

no tricksy business, if its just your age and/or pronouns i want to know why are you that age.

[gamerwithamasterplan-blog]

Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…

March 14?

WAIT! That’s not right!

It should say…

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Two girls on tumblr. They’re mutuals. They consider each other friends, even going as far as to call each other “bestie”. They share fleeting interactions in the tags they leave on each other’s posts, but they’re both too afraid to reach out and message each other. This too is yuri

[hpkomic]

The poster child for the revolution is here. Oswald, the titular rabbit character of the 1927 cartoon “Trolley Troubles” is now in the public domain and I drew this to celebrate. Oswald believes in sensible copyright legislation, but uses the cry of “Destroy All Copyrights” to draw attention to his cause.

Note that Oswald here is based on the 1927 cartoon and does not infringe on any currently existing trademarks held by any existing corporations.

Might be doing more Oswald content on my Mastodon account.

[buddwyer]

[jorbs-palace]

[hyrude]

mythbusters was so good because it wasn’t a killjoy show. they didn’t just say “see, it doesn’t work” and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn’t work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask “what would it take to make this happen?”

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Some myths I’ll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they “failed.” Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn’t matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON’T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just… pure glee. “Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!”

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it’s information.

[netherworldpost]

[reuniclusjelly]

HOLY SHIT STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO MADOKA MAGICA

[tamamoland]

the futile frustration of this post reminds me a lot of homura’s struggle to save madoka