Professional third wheel and part-time lesbian

i have gone through character development and no longer hate python

[crobtank]

Hello!

I AM A MINOR! DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC, OR HAVE A BLOG THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!

I use they/she pronouns and go by Crob online

Interests:

Splatoon! My numba 1!

Murder Drones!

The Owl House!

Rain world! Da silly riv is my fave

Pikmin!

K-Pop Demon Hunters!

My moots:

@bye-bye-sanity: my first moot and an irl friend

@dochollibi: the lurker. As far as I know this man either has notifications on for me or just lurks on my blog

@itscastielsfeatheryass: certified tistic loser

@fist-full-of-feathers: other cool goof

@ninja-smudge: another irl friend

@p3rs3ph0n3schild: literally no idea what ur deal is but you are a moot

@unemployedandproud: idk you just exist

@gh0stwithaheart: cool person

@nonchalantly-lying-dead-inside upngo upngo upngo upngo

@pat-the-m i mean we both like satisfactory and splatoon and teto

@asdfvthrtyrytrhty we're just friends

@untitled-fanfic-nerd we gotta play more splatoon

The chud:

@exsanguination-station (unblocked because she was complaining)

[wiltedphoenix-fandoms]

let's take pikmin together

[literallyjustabulborb]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YUMMY!!!!

[bikwin5]

alph getting texts from twilight river

[literallyjustabulborb]

IF I COULD TEXT IT I WOULD SAY

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

ALSO FUCK YOU DIE"

[segamascott]

they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

[literallyjustabulborb]

"BULB"APEDIA... SURELY THIS IS SOME KIND OF BULBORB WIKIPEDIA?

[vireserein]

Literally forgot it wasn't about Pikmin because of this specific train of thought.

[literallyjustabulborb]

WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A WIKIPEDIA ABOUT THOSE TERRIBLE LITTLE PESTS? IT WOULD BE ABOUT BULBORBS!

[kelpermoosee]

Louie hasn’t eaten in 5 minutes

[literallyjustabulborb]

YEOWCH! OUWCH! IT HURTS ME SO!

[literallyjustabulborb]

SOMETIMES, I FORGET I HAVE THIS ACCOUNT. I STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "DELTA RUNE". I LIKE THE PURPLE/PINK DINOSAUR GIRL, I RELATE TO HER A LOT.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh no! oh no! *i trip & fall to the ground bleeding horribly from my nose and eyes. i am dead. immediately, thousands of pikmin no larger than matchheads swarm from between the sidewalk cracks like rivulets of ants and begin stripping my flesh with incredible efficiency. by the time the ambulance arrives i am cleanly skeletonized and my bones, in front of the jamba juice, are bleaching in the sun. the paramedics examine my corpse and pronounce me male at the scene*

[eflatminorseven]

did you girls see that

[bunniope]

unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops

[eternal-fractal]

Aren't they called pikmin

[literallyjustabulborb]

ALL PIKMIN DO IS KILL!

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY WHO CARES: PHOSBAT

IT'S WEIRD, UGLY, AND KIND OF GROSS. IT ALSO DIES IF IT'S EXPOSED TO LIGHT? KINDA SEEMS BAD AS FUCK. IT HAS A MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH APPEAL THAT I CAN'T RESIST!

0/10 FOR KILLING PIKMINS, 10/10 FOR TASTING DELICIOUS!

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: VEHEMOUS PHOSBAT

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL... I SHOULD CALL HER. I THINK SHE'S STILL MAD THAT I KEPT EATING HER CHILDREN THOUGH.

SHE'S ALERGIC TO LIGHT FOR SOME REASON. I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHY BUT LUCKILY SHE LIVES IN A CAVE IN THE DARK. SURELY THERE'S NOTHING THAT THE PIKMIN CAN USE TO TURN THE SITUATION AGAIN'ST HER!

10/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: PYROCLASMIC SLOOCH

THIS IS LIKE A FIERY BULBLAX BUT SLOWER, WEAKER, AND GENERALLY JUST WORSE. AS USUAL, THE BULBORB REIGNS SUPREME!

3/10

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

everyone has racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc....it came free with your fucking being raised in a society

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[chromaticrainarts]

Look at the scientists saving the stars we're gonna die dawg

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[spades-gameing]

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately