resident worm

Rory | 19 | White | TME | gay trans man | ♈ | he/him, My discord is @Crocodile Gay#6710 and I was previously @crocodilebutch. "Shut up Rory" is my personal tag. I enjoy Danganronpa, Cookie Run, Legend of Zelda, and thinking about men! Icon by me, desktop portrait commissioned from Settellight on twitter

[crocodilegay]

Hey everyone I just realized today that I'm a trans guy so uhhhh please unfollow if you don't want men interacting! I'm also doing that so, thanks for helping out.

[crocodilegay]

Hello everybody, long time no see

So, I’ve been up to a lot recently, mostly being on twitter (same @ as here, crocodilegay) but mostly doing college work! fun!!!

Somewhat related, I transferred from my old Fred Meyer to a new one, where I caught Covid within a week of starting in person classes at university, testing positive yesterday.

If anyone is interested in donating, so I can get a lot of health supplies I need to buy, that would be fantastic. I also just wanted to update people on how I’m doing 

(Tweet below with donation information, or just directly here. Paypal email is [email protected] and venmo is @ Rory-the-Croc)

https://twitter.com/crocodilegay/status/1444388905524944896

[crocodilegay]

Instantly ages 50 years

[earthnashes]

In which Kamek fully knows the single parent struggle! o3o

Funfacts for the headcanon:

-Bowser’s parents are perfectly fine and are, in fact, alive, they’re just bad parents. And bad rulers for that matter. Kamek is largely the reason why the Koopa Kingdom didn’t fall to ruin under their reign since he basically ran the kingdom himself; the king and queen were too busy out partying or taking several vacations as the expense of their subjects. And when Bowser came into the picture? Same deal; Kamek was already running the kingdom, why not have him raise their child too?

-Bowser was a very mischievous and adventurous child, always getting into things he wasn’t supposed to! Kamek had a hard time keeping up with him most days and would often refer to several books on how to rear children for advice. His favorite is “Child Raising for Imbeciles”, a book series written by old friend Toadsworth.

-Bowser straight-up sees Kamek as his dad, and he calls him “Ba”. His blood parents can barely get him to call them “Mother” or “Father”, as he often uses their actual names instead; he doesn’t really like either of them to be frank.

-Kamek initially attempted to snatch Mario and Luigi when they were babies because he wanted to give bab Bowser some playmates so he wouldn’t be so lonely. Of course this failed, but the irony in it is that years later, the Brothers and Bowser end up friends anyway.

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And ye! Some fun little headcanons I wanted to share with ya’ll! Apologies for the slowness in content as of late, been trying to find a new groove to get into between these and commissions so it’s a bit of a process ;w; At any rate, hope ya enjoy the art and headcanons and if you have any questions feel free to ask! uwu

[seiishindraws]

komahina

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is the only thing that matters now

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

dovyou like it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

y-yes ma’am

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.

past what we ever know really

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[wildwestcoast-deactivated202106]

david byrne is to music as kyle maclachlan is to film and television

[bonerfart]

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

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OutKast - Hey Ya

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[voidupdate]

diversity win! the supercomputer filling the room with a deadly neurotoxin is a lesbian

[grox]

Dude I had a dream where a wizard like appeared and summoned a little goblin friend for me and I screamed YES so loud it woke me up

[alwaysalreadyangry]

posters by Syrian graphic artist Burhan Karkoutly, from the Palestine Poster Project archives

(they read respectively - Long Live Solidarity with Palestine, The Palestinian Revolution Lives, Jerusalem Is Ours - Victory Is Ours, November 29 - International day of solidarity with the Palestinian people)

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[wander-in-arda]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[archosaurians]

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

[laadychat]

Eid Mubarak everyone! May Allah grant all our duas. ♡

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

my favorite genres of men:

- my poor little meow meows

- dangly earrings

- hes bi but no one wants him

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

honorable mention:

- tortured with visions

[anajosa-deactivated20220414]

imagining a treehouse with a MLM/NBLM ONLY banner in front

[tenya]

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

[tenya]

source: I work there and handle tens of these things per day. they’re the same. it’s all the same fabric

[catboycafe]

minion transmutation...