Life's Good

I go by Anna

[just-shower-thoughts]

Welcome mats were probably invented by vampires so they didn’t need permission to enter a premises.

[niceyoungsatanist]

Kesha: (releases Praying)

me:

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[great-tweets]

[source]

[catwithbenefits]

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is going to be bigger than bottle flipping

[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..

[sexywomanworld]

👌 Beautiful Women 👌

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

goth>emo>scene>whats next folks. whats gonna hit us hard this time

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

just realised its whatever the fuck teens who listen to 21 pilots are

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

goth>emo>scene>čłîįqüë

[the-streetstyle]

[fashion-clue]

www.fashionclue.net | Fashion Tumblr, Street Wear & Outftis

[newhampshit]

united states of america

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

[gunsandfireandshit]

Maryland 

[sonia-marmeladova]

Texas

[rabbittiddy]

Who’d wanna live in dumb old Texas anyway?

[takashi0]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[bitchycode]

[fakeblack]

“You. Come. Here.”

“M-Me?”

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[funfactcomics]

Have you ever been stuck in THE ABYSS OF LINGERING?!

[emison]

this was such a good episode of orange is the new black

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay