It's Shitpost O'Clock

He/Him, 30+. Token Cishet with a side of grayromantic.

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[taptrial2]

i think in the pokemon world they would say "it's so snover" and "we're so baxcalibur". my mind is so twisted and fucked up you couldnt possibly hope to understand..............................

[sazandorable]

[markovchaingang]

communist mutual you're pretty sure is secretly a mouse: ACAB also applies to cats btw

[senjo]

[greelin]

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

[greelin]

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[dragongirlbunny]

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[vfeioa]

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[cosmonautroger]

jellyfish babies

[cathartidae]

[source]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?