Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

JBB: An Artblog!

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@cronaraptor
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
@lycaanroc
Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted
Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation
Handsome trash panda good boy of the universe
ngl I forgot I had a tumblr lmao
[Sorry to disturb your scrolling, we don’t know each other, but I wish you all the best in life and may all things work out in your favor]
from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible
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Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu
Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter
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why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
Griffin: [to Clint] Alright, do it. What’s your joke, and if it fails, you’ll die.
kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
This. This everyday. I need this everyday.