welcome to this bitch ass spam

Call me Vergil (he/him) This is mostly a spam thing

[powderpinkknives-deactivated201]

reboogle with 3 themes u have going in your dreams/nightmares

mine are clowns, being chased, and fucked up ‘impossible space’ buildings with no real exit

[good-boy-freckles]

So everyone knows Caboose loves to draw but what if he was actually really good? Like Church goes to pick up his crayon “scribbles” and finds an incredibly detailed realistic drawing of a flower or something. And Caboose is so happy because Church likes his drawing and he starts drawing all the time. For his birthday Church and Tucker order him a paint set and when it comes in he’s sooo happy. He gets paint stains all over his clothes and sometimes his face. The blue base is covered in these amazing paintings of anything Caboose thinks is pretty and even though Church and Tucker complain about having to clean up paint they make sure Caboose never runs out of any colors. Just Caboose loving to draw and paint and everyone supporting him!!!

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[dootdootboopedsnootmoved]

Gwen Appreciation Post

In Camp Cool Kids, Gwen’s far more concerned about the campers and the work they were making them do, rather than impressing Campbell like David was.

She also comforts David after his break up with Bonquisha.

She also looks really concerned after she finds Max’s papers in Parents Day.

Also that scene from the Christmas episode is more of Space Kid doing something nice for Gwen but I’m including it anyway cause it’s sweet.

(camper/counselor shippers will be blocked)

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i know the well of thanos jokes has run dry but this is such a fucking funny gif its probably the funniest punch ive ever seen. he just lays into him so hard and his ultra high tech suit does fuck all like its a bouncer just putting all his weight into hitting a drunk guy in the jaw i love this fucking gif so much i could write a dissertation about it

[pokemon-brofessor]

This looks like that giant mushroom gif

[moyurukoda]

Cinematic parallels

[tem-y-deactivated20181218]

[heartstwowho]

Jack Ryan (Bioshock)- “Aw man, I’m not sure about this plasmid business, maybe, like, we could do something else? Like dude, I don’t know, I’m a little worried what this might do to me and what if-”

Booker Dewitt (Bioshock Infinite)- “FUCKING PUT THAT GOOD GOOD IN MY MOUTH HOLE! OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! SUCC THAT VIGOR DRY BABY! EAT MY FLAMING ASS! TASTE MURDER BIRDS MOTHERFUCKER!

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[bamf-castiel]

@fem-deanwinchester

[mathblr]

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

[veronica-rich]

God: The humans are scared.

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

[upallnightogetloki]

Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

[fawningparadox]

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

[lonesome-cowpoke]

Happy pride everyone!!

Here are my two pansexual favs!!

[doctorzero]

Happy pride month nerds

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[chasekip]

top 10 pokemon gold leaked prototype sprites

10. funny fish guy

9. ghost friends

8. pikachu’s little cousin

7. the most circular boy around

6. phanpy but hes just chillin

5. this thing

4. big chin eel

3. bald igglybuff

2. just a dog with some nice hair

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[shepscapades]

Have a really soft Grif to cheer you up 

Bonus: what Grif would actually say, most likely:

[artsyorangeykay]

@jomeimei421 asked  Fluff Week: I demand tuckington cuddles bonus points if + caboose

if caboose isn’t busting into the room to join the cuddles and interrupting tucker trying to lay the smooches down and take blue team photos, then what’s thA FUCKIN POINT

@rvbficwars

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[someonerandomsblog]

I enjoyed this so much