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[crostern]

Please stop tagging your x oc in x reader section thank you

[shinimegami]

[crostern]

Let me pass my history and maths class🙏🙏🙏

[crostern]

I am a proud Pure vanilla and white lily ship hater

Nothing against the shippers but it's the fact y'all are so obsessed making x reader angst about it like cmon

[explosivelywuisa]

STOP THE NSFW POSTS I'M SAD I WANT COMFORT, NOT SOME ROUGH BACKSHOTS😭😭😭

[honeyhonest-deactivated01292026]

I'm new here and I'm just here to say

Milf/middle aged woman Yuu tired as hell of dealing with all the kids and Lilia sees her and it's just fucking. Cartoon wolf AWOOGA! Immediately he needs to rizz her up or he will die

However Yuu is just like. Whys this fucking kid flirting w me nonstop. Shoo.

And lilia is trapped in a hell of his own making

this is literally so smart I'm gonna put this in the x reader tag. everyone needs to see it. I am always thinking about milf yuu and lilia btw. I aspire to be a milf so I can make lilia my househusband and let him burn every dinner bc he's too busy checking out his ass in the reflection of the oven window

[crostern]

At least tag it more

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[mrshamill]

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

[moolleus]

I hope I pass my exams lol

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[yes-another-obey-me-blog]

~Manifesting~

[rosietrace]

This duck of creativity gave me more ideas for my villainess fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful

[blame-avira]

I don’t know how I got here…

[jinxsno1]

Love the duck.

[officialscpfoundation]

We are unsure if this may be a memetic hazard we shall reblog this for security purposes.

[talesfromsiteredacted]

Oh holy Quacker, impart inspiration upon us most unworthy writers. May your divine creativity flow upon us like water off of a duck’s back. So mote it be, ramen.

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #29

MC: "Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal"

Trey: "Why?"

MC: "I haven't died yet"

Trey: "That's... not how that works"

Ace: *behind them* "Have you seen the shit they do? That bitch just won't die"

[kenchann]

i love nui chefzuls fivehead 🐙

[ying-doodles]

drifting closer

a comic based off @lloydfrontera's post about touch averse javier slowly becoming clingy to lloyd after the end of the novel! :> although the touch averse part didn't make it in lol,,

[hxney-lemcn]

When You Nerd Out (Biology Edition) — Overblots x gn! reader

summery: the overblots find out you're more of a nerd than they realized...

tw: mentions of bugs (not really but I digress), mentions of arachnids (literally just the name of one lol), mentions of reptiles (idk maybe people are scared of them), mentions of snakes.

a/n: a reptile show is happening soon and I've been looking into so many reptiles/invertebrates/amphibians I had to get this out of my system somehow. What better way then to ramble to fictional characters? (Help me)

wc: 1.2k (~180 per character)

Master List

Riddle Roseheart

When Riddle first met you, you were downtrodden, having just been thrown into a new world filled with magic and flair that yours didn’t. Your grades weren’t the best (but far from the worst), and you always seemed tired no matter what. So when your eyes lit up when he showed you the flamingo and hedgehog cages/pens he was surprised at the amount of facts that spilled from your lips. From how flamingos get their color to how hedgehogs are carnivores. Or how you could even ramble on about flowers and plants, like how tea garden roses are the most short lived species. From then on, Riddle would come to you for even the smallest of things. Did you want to feed the animals with him? This rose bush is wilting, are there any tips to bring it back? Do you know the meaning behind the colors of roses? No particular reason for that last question…just don’t question the bouquet of white and red roses mixed with baby’s breath that show up on your doorstep the next day.

Leona Kingscholar

It was hard not to notice when you seemed to be on the brink of exploding. How you’d stare at awe in Leona’s presence, as you should. But your eyes would always wander to his ears, teeth, tail, nails. It got to a point that he felt like you were mentally dissecting him. It was his downfall to growl out a short “what”, as you started to pile on questions to the beastman prince. “Are your nails sharper than a humans?”, “How much better can you hear?”, “Does your tail help you balance?” All Leona could do was stare at you with boredom. Who knew his herbivore was a nerd? He supposes he could humor you for a little bit. Press his sharp nails lightly into your skin, a teasing smile as he asks if you’d like a test. Perhaps a nibble to show you how well his canines work? It all goes awry when you start taking interest in other beastmen, who cares about the cheetah or leopard bestmen when you have a lion prince right here?

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul never thought twice about where he’s come from. He’s seen many kinds of merpeople, many kinds of fish or crustaceans or sharks. But he knew land dwellers didn’t have that, which is why he has the giant aquarium in his lounge. He got used to the awed expressions as well, more focused on swindling the poor souls. So when your jaw dropped and how you clearly restrained yourself from running up to the giant aquarium, Azul felt giddy. He could offer you something most couldn’t. He’d watch as you’d point out a fish or ray that you saw and explain how much you loved the color or how magnificent it looked. When you brought up how smart you thought octopi are, it was over. His heart couldn’t take it. You know he was an octopus merperson right? You were basically complimenting him without realizing it. He couldn’t get over how you stared in wonder at the blue ringed octopus that was waving back at you. And oh sevens you were giggling at it? He wasn’t getting jealous over another octopus, no way…

Jamil Viper

Jamil noticed the excited look in your eyes when you learned his last name was Viper, but nothing had happened at the time. It wasn’t until Kalim had you rambling about animals did Jamil realize just how much you seemed to love snakes. How you named your favorite in a heartbeat to how you scrutinized the ones you looked into as pets. It wasn’t until Kalim started to offer to buy you all those snakes and more did he have to step in. Yet Jamil felt flustered when your gaze landed on him, your eyes that had been filled with fondness while rambling about snakes had only seemed to get brighter when looking at him. Reluctantly, Jamil let you drag him to a reptile show, something Kalim had pushed him to do. For his own sanity, Jamil ignored the giant pouch of money Kalim tried to stealthily hand you, instead, focusing on your awed expression at the variety of animals. He couldn’t help but watch the snakes in awe with you, and when you asked him if he wanted to help you set up an enclosure for one…who was he to say no?

Vil Schoenheit

Vil is a busy man. With photo and movie shoots to interviews to taking care of himself, there isn’t much time to stop and smell the roses. But with you, he tries to make time, and it's like a breath of fresh air every time. It was nice to sit outside and bask in the sun (with sunscreen of course) and talk with you. Something had clearly caught your eye when you dropped from the bench to scoop something off the ground. Vil thought he knew you well enough…apparently not. He hadn’t expected to see you shove a rolly polly, pill bug, potato bug, whatever you want to call them into his face…okay maybe he’s exaggerating. You held the little thing far enough away that it wasn’t all too startling. He swore he never saw you so excited about something, or how you rambled that they weren’t bugs, but crustaceans that live on land. The way you gently held the critter to how fondly you looked at the curled up thing made Vil’s heart flutter. You always seemed to find beauty in things most would shudder at. How odd.

Idia Shroud

Idia had no idea how you managed, but you had convinced him to get a plant. You had called it a zz plant, and thought it would be perfect to liven his room up as it didn’t need direct sunlight. He watched the plant as it sat next to a grow light, it needed something since he didn’t have any windows. The dark purple leaves were pretty, you were right. As much as he tried to keep up with watering, he would forget, but Ortho seemed to have it covered. When little leaves started sprouting, Idia felt proud, a weird feeling he wasn’t used to. When you came over and saw how well it was doing you beamed. That stupid fluttery feeling filled him as you praised him, not to mention it mixing with feeling proud. Not a good combo, as now he was thinking of asking you if there’s any other plant you may recommend, just to get you rambling once more about different plants that could thrive in his little cave of a room.

Malleus Draconia

Although Malleus loves to hear your voice, you always seem content to hear him ramble. The way your eyes watched intently, trying to find what he was pointing out on a gargoyle, or how you’d ask questions about the differences of a gargoyle and grotesque. At first, he was concerned when you gasped, had you gotten hurt somehow? Yet he found you excitedly pointing out a house gecko that stood near the gargoyle he was talking about. He watched you in awe as your eyes glittered, and how you were basically jumping up and down. Then you started going on about geckos, reptiles, and all sorts of odd things people keep as pets. The way you basically swooned at the thought of owning a crested gecko or a crocodile skink, Malleus was ready to hand you all the money you needed. He is the best and worst, as he’ll never tell you no and fund your hobby till your heart’s content. Just make sure to pay attention to him too, yeah? Unlike skinks or tarantula’s, he likes your affection. Plus, he’s the best reptile of them all, no? He’d gladly show you his dragon form.

[pestorik]

TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul

fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn

[fidentialcryptid-deactivated202]

Okay this is vibe tho

I love this

[crostern]

Baizhu, Baizhi and Bailu.

Yep that definitely doesn't confuse people.

[crostern]

Literally any fandom with a pretty princess style deadpanned MC(GN because every can wear a dress and rock it) or a Giselle embodiment MC

I'll be focusing on Twst because i can

Here's the outfit

I'm going insane

Imagine them seeing you sing this song with literal rodents and freaking out yet you're just there like :> ?

Like you step into NRC all pretty and wearing white as if you don't stand out and looking like a RSA student but they'll get use to you. Mistaken you calling/singing for your critter friends as your power because of course they did.

Mistaken as a royalty before you corrected them. Malleus is probably on one knee by now before you. Gothic husband with the opposite of him kind of spouse.

You remind me of @shiny-jr 's fanfic where I think it's called "Damnation" the king of roses on where you're that king but without the crybaby trait. Red Queen and the White King(Non accurate 😱😱)

Leona either detest you or gone soft on you but he's still toxic either way because he might try to manipulate you at first because he thought you were royalty, sorry Leona fans. Sebek can't even yell at you without feeling guilty bless him. Cater on those photographs of you looking aesthetically pleasing and Vil asking for a collab or cooking up poison.

I'm done for now.

[crostern]

Imagine Lilia singing "You're in my head like a catchy song" to the you. Since he's in the music club he can play the guitar and all, you're human and he's fae.

On you 'anniversary' if you're together, he brings you to a date in a secluded place. Bringing his guitar, you wonder why but he'll keep teasing you by saying you'll ruin the surprise.

And as the sun set, he holds the guitar while looking at you with a soft smile compare to his playful one. And he sings this.

[jangmi-latte]

when i said sebek looks handsome it just multiplied with his hair down because he looks so youthful 🥹🥹 like we got ace and deuce's type of teenage charm but sebek is literally bordering over this look towards maturity. him with his hair back puts him in a position of what he wants to be but with his hair down he's like....HIMSELF??? IT'S JUST SEBEK NOT A KNIGHT AND I FIND THAT SO ADMIRABLE LIKE DO YOU GET MY POINT

it's like a very hidden charm because his hair is so poofy and i remember he doesn't like it being out of place so the fact he let it down it's just a part of acceptance or something BWJTNAKGAKJCJE I'M WORD VOMITING

[spadecentral]

💢 Rage and Regret | Yuu

>> requested: no >> a/n: teehee love you tulip; also i kinda gave up towards the end hope you don't mind

>> masterlist: Ramshackle Masterlist >> synopsis: Yuu gets fed up with the inattention to their mental health and the lack of responsibility from Crowley. >> reader pronouns: They/Them >> warning(s): yelling; blood; broken nose; burn mentions; isolation;

Yuu was fuming. They had defeated yet another overblot, and no one was near them to even ask if they were okay. As they pushed themselves off of the ground, Yuu's right leg gave out from under them. They toppled over, both of their elbows almost giving out as well. Getting up off of the debris again, Yuu shakily stood amidst the people.

Grim was near Ace, who was helping Deuce up off the ground. None of them seemed to be so much as sparing a glance at Yuu to make sure they were alright.

Clenching their fist, Yuu started to stagger away from the overblot scene.

"Yuu!" Deuce finally called out, his voice raspy from yelling spell name after spell name.

When Yuu spun around, they would have seen the torn clothes in both of the freshmen. They would have seen the crease in Ace's eyebrows of concern, and the worry in Deuce's eyes. They would have seen it if it wasn't for the rage.

"Oh shut up, Deuce!" They yelled back. "I don't care what you have to say. You and your stupid cauldron, Ace and his fucking overconfident attitude, Grim and his obsession with tuna cans! I hate it!

"I hate not being cared about! You guys don't care. You're all fucking morons. Gods, I can't believe I'm friends with you! It's like you're trying to isolate me." tears started to come to Yuu's eyes, but they kept going. "And even if Grim lives with me, I bet he would leave in a heartbeat for two cans of tuna. I don't even mean more than two fucking cans of tuna!"

"Yuu..." Deuce's voice came out mumbled.

"I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU, I HATE RAMSHACKLE, I HATE NIGHT RAVEN COLLEGE, I HATE TWISTED WONDERLAND." Yuu yelled even louder, trying to stay away from their emotions. "LEAVE ME ALONE."

The Ramshackle prefect turned around harshly and started to hobble back to their dorm.

"Yuu—" Deuce's voice got cut off by Ace.

"Yeah, that's right! WALK AWAY. FUCKING COWARD." the redhead yelled back. But Yuu's head was buzzing too much for them to care.

Crowley was waiting at the door of Ramshackle for Yuu.

"My, if it isn't the Prefect of Ramshackle. And where is—"

"Shut up," Yuu cut him off as they opened the door. "Don't fucking talk to me unless you found a way for me to go home."

Slamming the door shut, Yuu slinked down to the floor. They lost a shit-ton of blood, walking all the way back to the building. Their mind was hazy as they tried to get to the bandages, before promptly blacking out as they reached the tile.

When Yuu woke up, they were laying on the floor of the dorm, but there were bandages on them and a pillow under their head. They noticed that Grim wasn't curled up next to them as he usually was the last times they were severely hurt. Holding onto the wall for support, Yuu teetered for a moment before thumping through the halls.

The gray cat was nowhere to be found.

Maybe he just... maybe he's just talking to Ace and Deuce. Yuu told themselves, trying to believe it.

Yuu went back into school a week later. Bandages still covered parts of their skin from head to toe, covering both cuts and burn wounds. Walking into class, the student body suddenly got silent. Yuu thought that was weird.

Spotting Ace, Deuce, and Grim, Yuu tentatively walked over. The silence felt even heavier.

"What do you want?" Ace spat out.

Yuu was surprised by the harshness. "..What?"

"What do you mean, what? You're just gonna insult me, insult us, and think that you can just waltz into class a week later like everything's fine? Huh?"

"In..sult you?" Yuu tried to remember when they insulted him, only for their head to hurt and memory to get hazy.

Ace's chair scraped across the floor as he stood, gripping onto Yuu's collar. "Don't play fucking clueless with me, asshole."

The confused look on Yuu's face infuriated Ace even more. So much so that a punch was thrown.

crunch.

The sound of a broken nose.

"Ah!" Yuu's voice was nasally, they staggered backwards and their hands came up to their nose. They could taste the blood that trailed down the bottom half of their face and dripped onto the floor.

"Get the hell away from me," Ace seethed, and both Deuce and Grim nodded along with him. "Stay the fuck away from us."

Yuu's departure from Twisted Wonderland was a lonely one.

Their ceremonial robes were tucked under their arm, no one came to send them off.

No good luck, goodbye, or even a simple nod.

Just them alone with a rippling mirror.

Yuu always felt separated from the people in Twisted Wonderland. But never more than now.

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[crostern]

If you're not making a part 2, I AM. Except this is no happy ending, it's the revenge ending.

—

Grow the fuck up.

Is what Yuu thought as they glare back at the two boys and a cat in front of them.

You're so fucking petty.

Yuu wiped the blood off but it proved to be futile as blood still drips down from their broken nose.

You will pay.

Everyone is looking. With those stare. Lifeless stare. Of pity. Of shock. Of disinterest. They hate it. They hate these pathetic beings that dare to look at them like that. Oh how Yuu wished to gouge their eyes out.

YOU WILL ALL PAY.

Without another word, they left. Slowly after they left, everyone went back to chatting with each other. No one cared to chase after them or look for them. Selfish. Ignorant. Disgusting.

Limping back to the Ramshackle Dorm, they quietly enter and sat on the floor, tired. Too tired to even think. But they have to be active. Especially when they want to put the plan into action. After all, the aftermath is the true satisfaction.

For the past months, Yuu was never seen. No one came to look for them anyway but it doesn't stop anyone to wonder if they have already went home. Either way, the trio - Ace, Deuce and Grim - went on about their life without a care. Hanging out as if they been the best of friends without thinking about the one they left behind. There were no overblot incidents happening as well, the past months. It was all peace.

That is until, something is wrong.

Students have been going missing. No one knows where they've gone to. They checked everywhere. The missing students cases got so big that everyone is so paranoid that no one is alone. No matter what. Still, even in these times, no one bother to check the Ramshackle Dorm.

When an investigation happened, the students were put into questioning. However, nothing they saw is useful in helping the cases. Although few students have said interesting stuff. Those few students said they've seen a mysterious student alone in different corners and different dorms. No one bothered to question the mysterious student for as they all thought it's just a weirdo and Night Raven College has a lot of those.

They will soon regret it.

One day, the headmaster suddenly made an announcement for everyone to gather into the field. It was a suspicious request and what's even more suspicious is the scared tone Crowley has over the intercom. Nonetheless, no one disobeyed and went to gather in the field. Muttering to each other, trying to find out why Crowley wants them all.

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

Many bloodcurdling screams from the front row, surprising the back rows of people. The people at the front tried to run back and push the back row students into the front which them all show what happened.

It was Yuu. It shouldn't be something to scream at if it wasn't for the fact they're dragging a bloodied body in one hand. Everyone screamed in fear and shock, no one thought that Yuu would go this far and violent. They've always been weak to them.

Ace saw it all and despite his better judgement, yelled out towards the unmoving Yuu. He yell insults after insults and questions after questions but was never met with an answer. Suddenly, Yuu laughed. They laughed at him. Their laughter gradually got louder and louder until it was a full blown scream. Yuu's voice getting hoarse they more they continue.

After a while, Yuu's scream came to giggles. They slowly pulled out what looks like to be a remote control on their other hand. They all looked in fear, not knowing what'll happened next.

"If I'm going down, I'm dragging all of you with me."

With that, Yuu press the remote and bombs went off everywhere. In the school and in the field. Those who are unlucky enough to be on top of one of the bombs - in or outside - blows up into millions of pieces. Everyone yelled in fear and pain for those that got injured. Running around in panic like a chicken with it's head cut off, trying to escape. Unfortunately with some of the bombs, fires have spread everywhere making no exits for a lot of them. Screams of terror and pain was heard from everywhere of the vicinity of NRC. Whoever has managed to survive that day, will never forget that day and will forever be in fear and traumatised and life.

"You only have yourselves to blame."