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I'm laughing but I didn't know salamanders could get that big...
Do you think, when L was born all those years ago on Halloween, his mother knew he was doomed? Do you think she looked down at her newborn covered in blood and knew it wouldn't be the only time her beloved son would suffer such a fate? Do you think she saw into his eyes and saw his death? Did she, for a brief moment, hear the bells and think that they were for her son and not her?
I MUST put this in my series somehow
put me and L's Chinese Zodiacs together and
Yk what?
I am vexed by my husband's immaturity 🤨
Mary Shelley, I'm so in love with you, take me away from all of this
I love how in x reader romance/smut fanfics, we make our characters exponentially cooler.
Not in the sense of "I'm changing this character's uncool personality traits," but in the sense of, "alright, I'm going to go home and have sex with my hot partner."
Like it doesn't matter who the character is, they immediately get so much cooler because they have a hot wife/husband/partner to go home to and have sex with.
Even the coolest of characters get somehow cooler, because they bagged a baddie.
Really, imagine any character.
Now imagine them with a hot partner.
Exactly.
All of the side characters are jealous.
I don't utilize my main account enough
I should probably keep my life updates here 😬
You guys probably don't want to be scrolling through my fanfic account to find anecdotes about taking a shit
death note but its set in a stereotypical (?) american high school
this would change the trajectory of the story so much trust me. anyways here's a rundown of wildly unserious US highschool au headcanons for the Main Three...
light yagami
• oh absolutely he's getting bullied for his last name!! someone made an "imagay" joke in 5th grade and it stuck like gorilla glue
• not as popular as he was in japanese secondary school; popular in a different way, moreso in academic circles. outside of them people think he's weird af. he spends time studying and gets good grades? NERD. playing sports doesn't help him either; "bro is on the tennis team 💀", "bro likes hitting balls 💀", "who's a good little racket boy"(🤨)
• he'd probably do theatre honestly. within this crowd i think he'd actually be pretty popular, but there'd also be a large group of people that are pissed about how bossy he is/are jealous that he gets leads or smth. anyways. good at becoming popular within certain, nerdier groups he's dedicated to, but not In General. the school at large thinks he's a weird lil teachers pet & whenever he raises his hand in philosophy class the other students AUDIBLY groan
• tutors people and is (mostly unintentionally) SUPER annoying about it. explains EVERY little detail; holy shit we get it you're smart
• wakes up at like 3am to get ready for school. always wears elaborate business-casual outfits and maintains a hella neat appearance. always. jesus lord who has time for allat
• would probably be president of the student government. covertly holds that above people.
• in political/justice/law clubs. could see him in smth like model UN
• if his school has criminal law, forensics or anything related, he's in those classes fs
• everyone thinks he's gay – they're probably right. i could see him joining the GSA as a "straight ally" (everyone already knows bro. the closet is glass)
misa amane
• i feel like she'd get along with a lot of different groups/cliques and have several different pools of friends/acquaintances lol. pretty popular?? but because she's also alternative, it's not really in a stereotypical queen-bee way
• also wakes up early to get ready; doesn't need anywhere near (haha near) as much time as light because she doesn't obsess over details american-psycho style, and she probably picks her outfits out the night prior and Sticks With Them (light strikes me as an indecisive 'what should i wear 🥺' type. overthinks EVERY outfit)
• i could also see her doing theatre, and i do think she'd get a fair amount of leads (i mean, she starred in a movie in the actual show) but i feel like she'd also be super into costume crew - she'd probably have a leadership position there at some point idk. also offers to do people's makeup and/or hair :3
• cheerleader misa?? cheerleader misa!! her Main Extracurricular perhaps... has done it all 4 years
• gets good grades but takes herself Way less seriously than light so people think she's more chill (they're right); she also doesn't spend All Her Time studying, and in fact tends to neglect it but gets relatively high marks anyway. has probably tutored for service hours at the advice of someone else, but thought it was too boring to continue
• a product of being photogenic and having a lot of different friend groups is her getting into the yearbook and school newspaper somewhat often
• she'd get contracted as a model as a highschool upperclassman!!! the modeling experience would also make for a very good senior photoshoot. ppl would fs be jealous of her
• she's very friendly, but kinda superficial. although she has a lot of (lowkey surface-level) friends, little to none know anything about what happened to her parents. despite her never talking about it, it's given her a deep-seated passion for pursuing justice - wants to become a prosecutor/lawyer. she usually acts very ditzy, but becomes more intense and serious when discussing these topics in-depth. would def take classes like law and society & forensics. this ambition is mainly why she cares enough to get good grades
• her insta stories are often mirror selfie ootd posts with like. london after midnight songs playing. she has a public profile with a lot of followers, and outside of her stories her account is very professional-looking... also has a more personal spam account that is essentially the exact opposite vibe lol
• very into goth music; doesn't usually wear gothic clothing to school because she feels the rokku gyaru style is more appropriate/practical (this is an AMERICAN SCHOOL yall, they just b wearing whatever) but she wears Elaborate gothic lolita outfits outside of school :3
l lawliet
• social outcast. (are we surprised? no.)
• used to be homeschooled in england. when he moved to america and started public school, he was put in all the special ed classes, but was pretty quickly moved despite apparent behavioral issues bc bro is Smart
• scored higher than light on an exam once and now they have a weird academic rival relationship that nobody else notices or pays attention to
• also on the tennis team. he and light hate each other lowkey but have a lot of fun playing together; one weekend they show up at the courts around the same time and end up playing a few games. they match each others (tennis) freaks so well that they go out for refreshments after! its not a date. (its kind of a date).
• doesn't have a license. doesnt Need a license bc he gets chauffeured everywhere in an expensive ass limo
• despite being an outcast everything about him is just so Weird that everyone kind of knows about him. he stands out and there are tons of rumors about him, some that get babygate-level wild
• if he and light are in the same class. oh Brother. two "erm actually" guys competing with each other to get the highest "erm actually" tally
• outside of tennis, i feel like he'd be in like. puzzle club and robotics or smth. usually sits by himself and does his own (usually much more advanced) thing during club time, and doesn't make most of the meetings. starts bringing his own puzzles bc the ones at school are too easy
• would take a visual art class for his fine arts credit; for his language credit he literally rolls a die bc he speaks so many languages (would KILL to have this problem vro)
• despite being a fucking Nerd, hes not a stickler for the rules the way light is. can and will skip class. will have ungodly amounts of sweets doordashed to the school. will sleep through boring lectures, and probably snore. will put his bare feet on the desks.. :/
• fan of the grainy powdered donuts american schools serve for breakfast sometimes. the #1 school powdered donut consumer and most reliable customer. will buy the entire stock, so other donut enjoyers are lucky he is consistently (fashionably) late.
• can roll a pretty good blunt ngl. the stoners like him.. (but mostly in a "wow i love watching this strange specimen claw at the door to its enclosure" type of way)
guys this is everything to me, L is such a freak I love it (as an Anytown American High School alumni)
hate to admit the only reason I'm getting back into a writing groove is because of Sexyback
Hey, you. Writer.
Go to your doc
Command + F
Type in "seem" "seems" or "seemed"
Cut the amount of those in half and replace them with the active verb.
Sincerely, I just realized I use this word way too much
Happy Pride Month!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
The reason I'm so dedicated to my own L x Reader series is because I'm obsessed with the absolute freak x absolute baddie trope.
No further questions.
Do you prefer thighs or ass on a romantic/ sexual partner
[ …no, he understood the question, he just doesn’t understand…why you would ask. ]
Seeing as I have not had a romantic or sexual partner before, I would not know.
[ he crams a handful of konpeito in his mouth. he doesn’t really have the time to bond with humans, now does he? ]
come onnn . What was the first thing you noticed when Light was wearing those tennis shorts. The first thing your huge eyes laid on , his ass or thighs
Considering Light-kun is neither my romantic or sexual partner, nor were we officially friends at the time, I did not take any particular interest in his body. I was simply focused on the match.
How about now? Since you two are together 24/7
Light-kun is still not my romantic or sexual partner. He is Misa-san’s.
Is he , though?
He is.
Crazy how we haven't even considered chest/tits 😒
Id slob on Ls knob tbh.
the voice of the people
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
open those legs pretty boy …
MAMAS DIVIN IN 👅👅👅
'ughhh this 2d man would be sooo mean to his romantic partner'