pearl's husband

deo. he/him. taken. no nsfw or nazis.

[i-like-eating-bones]

Fuck intro posts you'll work it out

[hermes-xi]

Tag game.

You are making a meal for someone. The closest thing is what you contribute to the meal.

The closest thing to me is a family member....

@zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @rocky-core @i-am-trashyy @bardorsomethinglikethat @chaos-triangle @thetypogoddess +open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

My 5-foot-across beanbag

@rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, + open tags :)

[cheekychihuahuaart]

My Nintendo Switch controllers

@girlsnap @whatthefrogtho @rainbowllamasblog @obsidianexiledeceiver @ortizoms-chaos @perro-fome @plutonictoast @aro-luigi @shonapaqhi @samrat855 @salted-ham-in-a-can @savage654studios @friendshipgirl @fawnbabisworld @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @hispartyinvite @jellybluewig @jaxonthebox @laineygeeee @lanceylancethepiggy @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @maru-makaru-2016 @milo-rot @manofsomething @viyanaarts @vivipudim @pt-duckhat @ra30fsunshine

[sodaluu]

my tv remote 💔

@will-0-the-wispp @astoreboughtpancreas @galacticpringles @justcall-me-max

[will-0-the-wispp]

My Vitamins... At least its edible...?

@stargirlinwater @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @phoenixrainsfire413 @jacksfoxevangeline @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @dazaisfavbitch

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

Noooo my duvet😭

@best-isopod @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @ur-local-annoying-trash-can @cookiess-and-creamm @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @nicothehalfblood @mothmans-annoying-cousin @flicksuniverse @inthecosmos903 @cartoonenby @jerdabigback @cabinthreeproblems @dimitrus-darling @pearl-in-vinegar @missnothing-misseverything @afterdarkafternight @victuuri-minsung-drarry + open tags <3

[jerdaarter]

ah, the good ol’ glass cup

@xhahsaki @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @heyimriver @thesevencrimsons @casthefriendlyzombie @azzz1in

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

... my maths textbook?? [IM SORRY (ToT)]

@my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @bacone-official @ashrantsonhissideblog @starscriedrequiem @someonehereforpeaceofmind @lostonland @l4dybu9z @skyan-official @no-one-offical @scarecrow-jo3 @sarkastic1515 @fandom-gremlin @potterisjusthotter @xxlynxrockzxx @ghosting1313 + ALL MY MOOSE'S (MOOTS) AAND OPEN TAGSS!! <333

[fandom-gremlin]

homer's odyssey 😭 delicious

@neptune-scythe @i-love-my-gays @and-icarus-flew @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @em0tionallymotionsick @fictionalsimp09 @aweirdlyspecificamountofsnails @five-angry-bees-in-a-trench-coat @cardboard-cut0ut @miniaturespirestorm @thevalkyrieflies @raynilikescats @imnotafraidtodisappear @asterthesun @mangomaestro @hana-hiraeth @sunnyelios

[raynilikescats]

my giant caterpillar plush I use as a headrest.... goodbye Noodle...

@xxxlasombramidnightxxx @xxsolaren @xxspidey-fan69420xx @xxicarusswingsxx WAIT WHERES NATE HOLD ON I NEED TO FIND A MUTUAL (edit: okay I'm back dude I'm so sorry I did not clock that you changed your user I'm sobbing I was just like. yeah okay mutual I didn't know I had is interacting. omg. I'm not used to you having a pfp I'm so sorry oh stars XD)

open tags

[aries0nmars]

the pride process flag.. i mean the queers will be eating well at least?

@peskybirdonyx @multishipper33 @onealonelynumber + open tags

[multishipper33]

my phone… not very nutritious…

@strawbxrrypies @its-that-gay-fox @abolisolation + open

[its-that-gay-fox]

i'll raise you a phone charging cord 😬😬

@aries-of-spades @i-like-eating-bones + open

[sirareyouthere]

nothing says "ich hab mich noch nie auch nur fünf minuten mit der queeren community beschäftigt" like starting your "sehr persönliches Wort an die queere community" with the words "meine damen und herren"

[sirareyouthere]

nothing says "ich hab mich noch nie auch nur fünf minuten mit der queeren community beschäftigt" like starting your "sehr persönliches Wort an die queere community" with the words "meine damen und herren"

[i-like-eating-bones]

K-pop fans when 120bpm is really common: Omg Guys This Song Matches Everything!!! Its Crazy!!!1!1!!

[animentality]

[saturnfreckles]

also found this really cool skull

i think it’s a deer skull? kinda sad ngl

[mendedpixie]

favorite damn trope in the history of ever:

monsters, or characters who view themselves as monsters, being touched and/or treated gently for the first time in their life.

just

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[i-like-eating-bones]

Atheist but reasonably confident that's only because I exist in the 21st century where we have decent psychology and physics and medical knowledge. If i, if in fact any westerner on here, existed in the 1300s we'd all be so catholic

[hermes-xi]

Tag game!

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

Mine is Husk

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[swanonymous]

alright, let’s see…

well I did say every Lalaloopsy was my kid now

@isadorethefool @furinadefontaine22 @teeth-enthusiast @pleurotuspopulinus @franzling @mindholden @destr0yedangel + open tags

[isadorethefool]

i adore him. he is me but also i would die for him

@sillybuglover @sherlocknerd221b @the-lady-stardust28 @captainfairygodmother @puckful @lukaloewelives @suedeonvinyl @ibiltaria + open tags

[captainfairygodmother]

...Does this mean I'm both Moon and Tom Birkin? Or do I have to pick?

Also funny story, I read the book independently then found out there was a film, THEN found out that Colin Firth (Bucephalus Hodge from Young Sherlock/Tommy Judd from Another Country) is in it. That man is EVERYWHERE in my niches (alongside James Wilby playing Maurice Hall in Maurice and Siegfried Sassoon in Regeneration lol)

No Pressure Tags: @breadbut3d @myarmsaretoolong @fully-embracing-my-autopsy and anyone else who would like to join

[cheese-on-toasty-bread]

does this count? i think it counts

@mothusingtheinternet @grilledcheesegobblin @angelwings-onfire @the-lady-stardust28 @nether-demon-warthog @oxymoronicdumbass2 +open tags

[nether-demon-warthog]

oh damn okay

@pearl-in-vinegar @ihavenoconsistentinterests @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @hyperani and open tags!

[hyperani]

My doodle of Dorathea Von Raum from The Mechanisms... Beautiful... I WIN...

Uhhhh @eclipseddoll @strangeryetcecil @beetledragon @ilostmyfuckingmain @endy-merimo and open tags ofc

[endy-merimo]

awww she's three apples tall

mine is an old drawing of Psychta that i use as a reference for people

i mean i guess technically it is my child but it's also absolutely not 😭😭

@stevehatch @boospooky78 @inspectorlyfrassir @justpent and open tags

[justpent]

tragicaly the last picture i posess is my stardew farmer, sebastian, abigail, sam and vincent. i think its going horrible

@aries-of-spades @aloe-vera-ghost @peregrine5 @sketchjay @fandoms-bandoms-andmentalissues no pressure

[aries-of-spades]

Heh??

@its-that-gay-fox @peregrine5 @aloe-vera-ghost @chrometheraptor

[its-that-gay-fox]

i was getting drawing refs :( i don't support this :(

@multishipper33 @i-like-eating-bones @all-hail-blood-sheep

[i-like-eating-bones]

Ok 👍

[thispoetisdead]

Found this on pinterest, its now a tag game, which one are yall?

I'm definitely a Ferg. It just feels right.

@cassiwassidasassibassi @scatteredsunshine @igtotb @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @thesupergaycloud @thetheaterkidwriter @kassachilles @fastfouriertransformer @ohdeergirl @sophiaurora @schrodingersdumpsterfire @czache78 @ziggysbolterxx @imjayyouregay @centralperkpoet @seizetheday1 @pete-my-beloved @atsecretgardensinmymind @drpeppercreamsodaa

[imjayyouregay]

blargh is my spirit blob

@wretchedcha0ss @jingletheacrobat @emssweetooth @l1m3-b0yy @poetnamedprince @finnian-night

[finnian-night]

Proud Smerg kin

@calwilleatyoualive @boykisserbram @thehourofcentipedes @wh0rerf4n @whitetrashroyaltyy @alejandrobabe @professional-fool-of-energy @mothmustdiee @kityy-katz @kayninee @https-hunter-exe @darrelsdog @slimlimit @crowver-1337 @ang3ls-t3ars @sweetiiangel

[toaster-waffle-offical]

goopert

@james-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @grandpa-offical @dying-pen-offical

[james-offical]

That one 👉

[dippyfresh11037]

I'm definitely a Blargh

@i-think-i-left-my-oven-on @toothianafan @friendly-neighborhood-asexual @i-enjoy-the-gays

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

I'm Smerg cause loooaaaffff

@fairyoffandom @angryspongecraft @lovesickartgirls @shiningbrightermiss @multifandomcutie13 @rottenguitarstrings @theweirdqueerthing @nemia13 @kitkatsiguess @ryland-grace-official-account @nervouslytinylocket

[lovesickartgirls]

I’m Bleh because, like Bleh, there is NOTHING inside that head of mine

@jadeydoodlebug @stardragon25 @skies-of-gray @pinaforepirate @unknownisjusthere @axeltheshark @dorian-g-r-ay @iluvizuocha @cipher-fresh @emotionalmoss @plumsodapop @tinamilolover142 @mcchill-16 @pyrovizion @tonystarkwasrobbed @sw33tlemon-rebloigs @spider-lily-theatre @poprocktrolls @dxncingwithastrxnger @novacorpseart @sk1nek0 @ryland-grace-official-account @colt-seavers-official @girlsloveconstellations @swift8gyllenhaal @firework070 @philomena-cunk-offical @elize-rose701 @starlightheffley @will-0-the-wispp @cryptic-cryptid-creature @iloveraytoroxwx @whimsical-and-magical @the-sol-eclectic @ralph1ezz @iam-buckybarnes @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on @jelly-on-toast @official-eva-stratt @osterprojectfan77

[unknownisjusthere]

smerg

@jimmysbrainandsoul @the-canary-wives @kaltain-1 @hiss-of-angry-snake

[jimmysbrainandsoul]

Ayo ferg

@varianwonder @multishipper33 @abolisolation and open

[multishipper33]

i feel smerg-ish at the moment

@strawbxrrypies @its-that-gay-fox + open

[its-that-gay-fox]

i'm feeling like a bit of a blah bleh right now

@aries-of-spades @i-like-eating-bones

[i-like-eating-bones]

Pretty kvek

[killer-offical]

can white folks gather here and tell me how much spice they can tolerate. im curious, as someone who eats loads of spicy food

[dyrdeer]

when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

[dyrdeer]

I have been corrected

[i-like-eating-bones]

Some people on tumblr: ewww all cishet white men are shit and should dieeee

Skizzleman:

ImpulseSV:

Milo Rossi:

JackSucksAtLife:

Pat Mandziy:

Matt Rose:

Normal people:

[i-like-eating-bones]

Some people on tumblr: ewww all cishet white men are shit and should dieeee

Skizzleman:

ImpulseSV:

Milo Rossi:

JackSucksAtLife:

Pat Mandziy:

Matt Rose:

Normal people:

[beggars-opera]

You: This sour patch kid would kill a victorian child!

The victorian child, who has been in the Peaky Blinders since the age of six and has already drunk more gin today than you have in a month: