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slutty gargoyle be upon ye
dj, put that fag shit on
learn the difference
I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.
WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU
I cannot believe this was fucking SEVEN YEARS AGO I remember it like it was yesterday
old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.
what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?
Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?
Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.
Me while writing: oh hell yes this is such a good sentence I'm the master of poetic imagery
The writing when I go back to edit:
*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.
hard feelings, lorde (2017)
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
wastes crazy amounts of space and water
soul-crushingly boring
extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
easy to get into, but difficult to master
cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
golf: never glows in the dark
mini golf: can glow in the dark
when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”
Saying "terfs unfollow me" isnt the big statement you think it is. If you want terfs to fuck off you must have unwavering love and support for trans women, and do what you can to boost trans women's voices. And you must block every single terf you come across. The goal isnt to dunk on terfs, the goal is to uplift and create safety for trans women.