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Jamie•29•Bi•she/her•ISFP If you’re perceiving me.. no, you’re not

[abigailspinach]

[nabongz]

NAYEON ✗ Right Hand Girl at This Is For Finale (260712)

[amber-writhing]

Some thoughts.

Kofi Tip jar

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[orchidvioletindigo]

I really want to complain about the rock alien in Project Hail Mary being assigned male based on absolutely nothing and then its mate being assigned female again based on absolutely nothing, but unfortunately identifying anything that isn't overtly feminine as male and then immediately heterosexualizing mated pairs is exactly the sort of thing the average straight man would do

Still would have been nice to have Rocky be like "Wait what is this human concept you're imposing on us"

[orchidvioletindigo]

Just realized this is probably the most on-brand post someone with an icon that's genderless slime alien cat on a background of pride flags could possibly make

[nekmunnit]

Getting ready for a play date

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rozanohwell]

(save a horse or whatever they say)

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[explicitnoir]

[mysterious-blood-pyramid]

In my head, I was like "why would these moms do/indulge this?" And than I am come to the realization that most of these moms are at latest probably Gen X, earliest Millennials. These are the people who basically crafted modern-day meme culture, of course they would happily do a bit for the internet lol.

Ah, the kids are being allowed to thrive and include their parents in a bit, the world is healing.

[vaspider]

The oldest mom whose age we know in this video is a Boomer (~1963), but yeah, most of these women are around my age, and I'm a Xennial. Do not cite the old magic, etc. etc.

Most of us old nerds would be delighted if our kids asked us to do something like this... and given the prevalence of 90s fashion right now, several of these women could probably dig their old clothes out of the back of the closet for this trend/meme. My old JNCOs got thrown out/donated several moves ago, alas.

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Voting ended onJul 10

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[purronronner]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kropotkindersurprise]

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

[huariqueje]

Lake Superior North Shore near the Cascade River - Scott Lloyd Anderson.

American , b. 1958 -

Oil on panel 

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[penny-anna]

an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.

Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.

Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.

Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.

In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)

Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024: