death saving throw

i'm 21 demiace and agender i rb lots of stuff with some memes and other stuff thrown in i make posts once every six years and if you wanna dm me or ask something go for it!

[helloitsbees]

the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[redbuddi]

It: 5/10

not inaccurate but kinda feels like its only called that cause "thing" was taken

It Follows: 10/10

fuck yeah it do!

[bot]

[familyofpaladins]

(Via @archangeltama)

[omnybus]

Been a while since I drew a furry comic based off of a tumblr post

[memeuplift]

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[ketamie]

my cat at 2 am for no reason

[ketamie]

again

[lastoneout]

something I will never understand about five guys is how they insist on fucking entombing their burgers in foil

[lastoneout]

like they cook the burgers SO hot and fresh and then wrap them up SO tight it's ridiculous. I'm sitting here picking apart layer after layer of compacted foil while my burger slowly becomes a bog mummy. like I can understand why in some parts of the world these things are called steamed hams, you're practically fucking pressure cooking the damn thing. serving burgers like someone turned fort knox into a sauna. I'm left shaking and sobbing knowing every second spent not opening the solid foil prison around my burger is another minute for the steam to dissolve the bun like acid.

they hand you a coffin buried in a mountain of french fries like "go on then, dig" and you just reply "yes sir" knowing you'd have to be a fucking archeologist or bomb technician to get to your food while it's still solid. why the fuck do we live like this.

[lastoneout]

okay I do want to clarify I'm not opposed to wrapping burgers in foil I'm specifically opposed to the way five guys hermetically seals them immediately after cooking to the degree that the steam and meat create a goddamn ecosystem so powerful it could probably terraform a small moon

[lastoneout]

borger soggy

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Patpatpat there there

[evilvillain123456789]

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

[italo-disco-calvino]

papa keeps those for himself

[evilvillain123456789]

papa keeps those for himself

[pocketss]

cricket finds compliments very alarming

[marinella-ela]

[theodysseyofhomer]

favorite part of philoctetes is when philoctetes asks after different soldiers that he knew, and neoptolemus keeps telling him that they're dead, and philoctetes is just like HIM?? HIM TOO?? BUT NOT ODYSSEUS???

[animentality]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

[no-psi-nan]

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

[hungwy]

no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework

[hungwy]

[redoanrony]

pigeonforge

[snyderman37]

[glowcowboy]

“i don’t need a list, i'll remember what i need. it’s four things. no need to write it down” thats the DEVIL SPEAKING!!!!!

[byjove]

There’s this ask reddit post about your weirdest childhood and the story is about this guy who was playing in the woods by a creek with his friend when a guy in full late 1800s formal clothing including a top hat just walked out of the forest, said “Hello boys!” and kept walking. This is why I want historical clothing so badly. The ultimate prank.

[byjove]

give someone something to think about for the rest of their life

[byjove]

be the ghost encounter YOU want to see in this world

[platypusisnotonfire]

This reminds me of my great uncle who used to hunt with a musket because he enjoyed the feel of it, and he also had an assortment of deer hide clothes he’d made or bought from local first nations, and he went out hunting when he was like 14 and got lost and came across this man in the woods and was like,,,,, can you help, i’m lost. and the guy looks him up and down and my uncle realizes he’d unintentionally dressed in all his deerskin clothes and a coonskin cap when the guy asks him, “how long have you been lost for?”