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New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.

one-time-i-dreamt

malykotek

#the most wholesome thing he’s done this entire campaign (via hyperionangel)

askcosplaysenpai

It gets even better. Turns out he got it confused with his court date.

crowleymoosesquirrel

Urged his supporters to vote on the wrong day. Still kicked Hilary's ass.

watson-emma

Tom Felton on hp set at the age of 12.

ithelpstodream

ruuuuuskimychica

gelasticscholastic:

gayasscommie:

this meme I hate it

I’m mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head

jumpingjacktrash

suffer with me

pleatedjeans

armadillorollup

nursey: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of chill

byron-knight

But what is the rest? I must know.

teasmoked

shades of transparent blue. maldives, summer 2015.

405blazeitt

i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up

im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll have to pry my ikea shark out of my cold dead hands

thebootydiaries

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

peepthehooror

u sound like a virgin

thebootydiaries

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

ruinedchildhood

unclefather

7 shrimps and 4,562 rice

fergalish

me

maralie-deactivated20211111

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

sarkopterygia

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

lemonadesoda

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

starcunning

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

guayabaprince

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.