●crow sits and yaps●

crow / 16 / she/her / american

[crowonline]

real quick,

would leonard snart be a black or gray cat?

black cat

gray cat

neither

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

it’s for science(minecraft).

[cucumber347]

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[coldflashwave-baby]

[incorrectcoldflashquotes]

Barry: He thanked me! Who does that?!?

Cisco: Captain Cold, apparently.

Barry: He…He thanked me! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?!?

Cisco: I don’t know man.

[incorrectcoldflashquotes]

Barry: Leonard, where is my suit?

Leonard: That “suit” is no suit and it is an insult to tailoring everywhere when you decide to call it one.

Barry: . . .My super suit, Leonard.

Leonard: Oh, that, yeah, I hid that.

Barry: You—what?!? The city needs me, tell me where it is!

Leonard: No.

Barry: Len, people are in danger!

Leonard: My evening is in danger!

Barry: You better tell me where you put that suit, we are talking about the greater good here!

Leonard: Greater good?!? You have me! I am the greatest good you will ever get!

[crowonline]

just had a man call to schedule an appointment with the cpa i work for and he had asked me what should he bring to the appointment. he’s starting a business and i know jackshit about businesses in general, so i tell him im not quite sure but anything you think is of relevance should be fine.

this man answers me saying how he’ll just ask chatgpt.

and he goes on to tell me that he’s been using his trusty friend, chatgpt, all along and that’s how he knew to talk to his cpa. guys, he even referred to it as ‘him’.

🫩

[crowonline]

so when flashpoint happened, dante died, but you’re telling me it didn’t bring anyone back to life? the possibilities. it could’ve brought ronnnie back, or even snart. but nooo😒

[crowonline]

AND THEN EVERYONE FORGOT BARRY ALTERED THE TIMELINE POST SEASON 3. LIKE REMEMBER WHEN FLASHPOINT SORTA ERASED BARRY AND JOE’S BOND? WHEN JOE CALLED BARRY A DRAMATIC DAUGHTER (or smth)? YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT????

[crowonline]

a place i think everyone should go is Metropolis, Illinois, United States. it’s a town dedicated to superman and it is wonderful.

they have a superman museum with such a cool gift shop—i bought tons of shit. super great. wasn’t able to go into the museum part because my mom and brother were ready to leave:( the tickets were $8 per person, just fyi.

they have a cafe there called Super Cafe and Mrs. Lane Sandwich Shop. we didn’t eat there but it was all fried food, just a heads up.

and since metropolis is by the border of kentucky, i highly recommend to do your shopping in kentucky, or more notably in paducah, kentucky. kentucky has cheaper sales tax and gas is significantly cheaper too. they’re just a bridge away from each other.

metropolis is a small city, just btw. it was really only a day trip for us, so i wouldn’t expect anything grand.

[crowonline]

spoilers for the haunting of barry allen

this shit is so funny i can’t

bye he’s so fed up with these guys😭

for context, a group of soldiers(+ a sergeant) in a tank got whammied by bivolo and only two weren’t, so the whammied guys strung them to a pole and barry found them. which, in itself, is also a really funny scene too. so barry goes searching for the heavily armed tank and national guards that were whammied, and comes across another tank (that wasn’t whammied) and thus this happens.

[crowonline]

so when flashpoint happened, dante died, but you’re telling me it didn’t bring anyone back to life? the possibilities. it could’ve brought ronnnie back, or even snart. but nooo😒

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[lennysnart1]

drawing my fictionkin 🩵 i need more Captain Cold fanart oh my God.

[arttful-dodger]

Why does Barry Allen have no *serious* chemistry with Iris or Patty…

What.

Why is he dragged around by Patty like a purse dog after they “start dating.”

Patty and Iris are friends! That’s cool!

WHY DID IRIS BRING UP THE FACT THAT THEY’RE NEWLY DATING??! AND WHY DID BOTH OF THEM POINT OUT HOW RED BARRY IS AND LAUGH!??

Barry Allen let me take you away from this place, what have you gotten yourself *into.*

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Slightly related,

Is it controversial to say even Iris and Barry in CWFlash is weird as hell?

Why can’t he have any good canon romances???? What is this??? I need him to love like Ethan Winters so I can have some foundation in fics but like, all Barry does is yearn and be late?

Maybe Hal and Barry ARE perfect for each other in canon too, shit.

[crowonline]

so why is wally considered barry’s brother, joe considered his dad, but iris isn’t considered his sister?

bye it’s ridiculous

i’m not going to sit here and say that barry and iris had no chemistry; because they sorta did. but the potential they had to be just siblings was higher than their shared chemistry. i did not like them together at all.

but when people say that patty was a better choice? get out of my face right now. barry did NOT care about patty at all😭 like dude. did you watch the same show or what?

[crowonline]

spoilers for the haunting of barry allen

sexy yoda is definitely a chose, cisco.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[colddon]

My gleep gleep gnorp gnorp >_<

Captain cold and his alcoholism

[crowonline]

if anyone cares, this is how my day is going😛😛