[chipjrwibignaturals]

i cant handle this im gonna (thinks abt what cscott would do) kill myself

[tockae]

Major update from Gävle: Goat down.

Cause: wind?

Gävlebocken har blåst omkull

Gävlebocken har blåst omkull av den starka vinden.

[alabasteritaiaia]

Wikipedia says it’s official: the goat has been sacrificed!

[rattusnorvegicusfragaria]

I beat Nine Sols so I can finally post this

[loveridden1999]

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

[gfdcmjffjnrhr]

make a terrible comic day.... i missed it last year but not now

[64mpg]

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

[transmechanicus]

Burn the goat NOW please

[virtualgirladvance]

[zurusle]

We'll be okay...

[yyshcul]

another one of my uni portfolio pieces. something about kind gestures of strangers that go unnoticed because we're so used to them and the inherent goodness of people etc etc etc

honestly i just wanted to draw a comic because i wanted to show off my illustration skills. i wish i had spent more time on these & drawn more comics for this series but i was running out of time :(

(made in photoshop)

[princess-okkotsu2]

When writing a story don’t forget to ask yourself these key questions:

How can I make this incest?

Who will have an incestuous relationship?

What can I do to make this incest?

Where in the story will the incest happen?

When will there be incest?

Why isn’t there more incest?

[threedollarsdotcom]

im fucked up off a pear rn

[karvina]

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[softwaring]

im lookin up cookie recipes and this comment is so cute and pure 

[kosmogrl]

[cellberry]

How I would sleep if carbon dioxide poisoning wasn’t a thing.

[fatestayyuri]

me with a lucky anon

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic