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thanks thomas

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thomas.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

nice one dumbass

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

inthefallofasparrow

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Fun fact: I am absolutely terrified of the day that one of my posts get a youtuber voiceover!

I am NOT popular enough for that!

marker-official

you are!!!

im mostly sure I'm not, though.

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

I am absolutely not popular enough!

I barely have 175 followers!

anonmous-offical

Uh

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

DO. NOT.

I do not want 10k notes!

Thats how you attract the youtubers!

anonmous-offical

@no-one-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @evilpineapple-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @satan-offical @nasa @kingkit7734 @harbinger-of-silly

Tag game guys

What’s your favorite color:3

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Hello.

I don't have a favourite colour i just found this.

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Black

@artemisiamasterofnone @privygrid @alastorscuntologydegree @queryoh @artemisiarising @the-lotus-files @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @ebulatheduck @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @mooshroomdicktator @aquemm @h1v3wing @birdnerdlol @killer-offical @raccoon-go-bweh @raventhecrispy-offical @obsessivebookwormalert

I probably have more moots than this but I can’t remember

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Every mythical creature has a natural counterpart meant to balance them out. Elves and dwarves, werewolves and vampires, etc. Humans have just discovered they too have a counterpart.

phoenixyfriend

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing

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You can ding points for

‘anxiety’ and 'you just

need to lose some weight’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cryptotheism

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

punkitt-is-here

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

spiralmindz

the way Black people are treated on this website is fucking insane actually. dont get too Uppity abt that antiblack shit or a million crackers will come flooding ur post defending their whiteness

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

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