CRT-Curator

Adult | She/Her | Occasionally NSFW 2D/3D Artist | Fic Writer General/spam blog

[pavlover-boy]

big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

[daughter-of-sapph0]

when i was a kid i was taught to be safe online. never give out my name, location, or any personally identifying information. i was told to immediately block people who ask for A/S/L. i was taught to always hide who i was, use a pseudonym, only share my email with people i absolutely trust.

and now im supposed to give my legal driver's license to every single porn website and use my email and sign up for ads and junk mail every time i want to read an article and agree to webcrawling ad tracking surveillance to do anything online anymore.

but yeah, its for kids safety. sure. i bet the panoption is much safer than the club penguin and nickelodeon dot com that i had as a kid. so glad we got rid of kid friendly spaces and in turn had to make the entire internet advertisement friendly. so glad we tore down that public park and replaced it with a strip mall and parking lot next to a police station

[cherryxsapphic]

The concept of meeting Mary in the backrooms and slowly developing a relationship with each other. Then when you both "escape", Mary (as she should) is so traumatized that she exhibits the same behavior as her mother and keeps you and herself locked inside her house...

Bonus points if she's very self aware of the behavior, (since she is a therapist.) That she's exhibiting and tries to justify it/fight against it.

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[vanglaggle]

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

[vanglaggle]

I'm Sorry 😢

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[pissvortex]

Thank you for posting your tweets, I do not enjoy going there.

It’s really not a good or productive website to use at all but it’s my biggest foothold into relevancy because I know sometimes JD Vance sees my tweets telling him that his mom traded him for some pocket lint and a perc 20

[pissvortex]

Nobody is having fun on that website. One of the nazis who posted my address had a group of even more insane nazis post his birth certificate a couple of days later. It’s like the Abyss Watchers on there, just stupid chuds executing each other over and over out of some ritualized algorithm-induced compulsion. But for some reason the Vice President gets mad and starts twitter arguments with people in his replies. And one time the Iranians shot a ballistic missile at a target in Israel because a guy with an anime profile picture told them to. A japanese guy used the auto translate to call me names for calling the new japanese PM “female hitler” and the japanese government made me take my post down because I just responded with an image of the thing they used to kill Shinzo Abe. Cyberstalking and harassment is openly encouraged by the moderators. It’s the world’s public forum in the most despicable and honest sense of the term.

[pissvortex]

This is what I’m talking about man why is Hunter Biden name searching on twitter and replying to “Pissvortex”

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[kaylmao]

[sludgenaut]

the boys are not vibing with my attitude in the workout chat

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[thoodleoo]

feeling down? having a bit of a bad day? need something to cheer you up? then may i present to you:

1st century AD pig shaped bronze and lead weight on a rectangular base

[thoodleoo]

do you perhaps have some personal experience with this

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[segamascott]