Crumpet's Blog

Barista who sporadically draws once in a while but always makes a bomb coffee

[iniro]

would you let him into your town

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dulcewhisperlea]

[sociallinkmax]

me: *is having a fun time in the beach*

game: ur friends are now ready to die for you

[linktoo-doodles]

oh to feel the pure, unadulterated joy of kirby

[franciium]

? :)

[jzq]

the council will decide your fate

[masteraqua]

hands down the funniest line in the entire game

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

de_dust

[memewhore]

Lil My Ex Died 😬

[pissvortex]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

FUCKED UP TINY SOPRANOS GLOCK CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Breaking Bad, Season 2 (2009)

Prison Break, Season 4 (2008)

The Sopranos, Season 3 (2001)

Shaft (2000)

30 Rock, Season 1 (2006)

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Pacifism

Without warriors there can be no war.

Artist: Eric Peterson TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

You people are insane. I’m going to Arby;s

[auckie]

You people are insane. I’m going to Arby’s.

[demilypyro]

alright i get it, timeline, you think that lady from resident evil is hot, you wanna touch some undead tiddies or whatever, can we move on yet

[venerabledreadnought]

Oh, so now the starter of the Bowsette trend is gonna preach to us?

[mayakern]

⚔️ crystal swords ⚔️

you can license these designs for your dnd games by supporting me on patreon 

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

Josh freud, grandson of sigmund freud, collaborated with king princess, great great granddaughter of the owner of macy’s, on a line of silk and cashmere sweaters embroidered with anime characters…. Any stupid thing in the world can happen thru the magic of generational wealth

[bbpoltergiest]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THEN I’D HOPED 

[fiddleabout]

#i am going to be processing that first paragraph into 2022 #i need to go lay face down for personal reasons

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[yehudah]

That muffin is looking awfully like a hampster. Someone baked a hampster into my muffin

[quaculaarchive]

[shittymoviedetails]

Leaked" footage from Disney Spooderman 3