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Hi I'm Lilly! 18+ and she/her pronouns. Reblog blog where I reblog things that make me go hee hee or ooh. Hyperfixations: Fire Emblem and the Sims 2. 

[kod-lyoko]

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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29 Days Remain

[brainyxbrainyxbrainy]

Justified except Boyd and Ava do get their Dairy Queen franchise but it’s completely above board, completely legitimate. And Raylan is convinced it isn’t so he wastes all the marshals’ time and resources doing stakeouts and Art is so sick of his shit. But truthfully Raylan just wants a free ice cream that he thinks Boyd owes him for just…everything. However when he goes to collect this ice cream he thinks he is owed, Boyd is like “Now now Raylan Givens you know I can’t just give my goods away for free. That ain’t no way to run a Business,” and refuses to give Raylan his free ice cream. So Raylan goes and sits moodily in his Lincoln until he sees Tim’s truck pull into the Dairy Queen parking lot. He sees Tim and Rachel hop out and go to the walk-up order window and he gets out of his car to go see them but he stops when he hears Boyd greet Tim and Rachel warmly and they order their ice cream (Rachel orders a peanut buster parfait and Tim gets like, as many blizzards as he can carry) and when they try to pay, Boyd shakes his head and chuckles and says “Oh, Deputies, please. Your money is no good here. You know law enforcement and veterans eat for free at the Harlan County Dairy Queen,” and his eyes flash as he looks across the lot at Raylan and winks at him. And Raylan storms off, betrayed by the very people he loves 💔🍦😔

[probably-spider-man]

tim gutterson is so important to me actually

[postilionstruckbylightning]

[gunslingergivens]

JUSTIFIED + text posts (part 2/?) Tim Gutterson edition

[astronomical-light]

Raylan threatening people with Tim: a compilation

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[pussiesaregod]

[segamascott]

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[despazito]

epic

[technofeudalism]

you may think to yourself something to the effect of “this is fucked up” or “this is sad” and yet you could leave your house right now and go buy a vape at the gas station, but these squirrels cannot. so maybe check your privilege before you start jumping to conclusions.

[sailatina3]

I found this image depicting every single tumblr user at once.

[mgs5]

[romanceyourdemons]

watching game of thrones and this was considered a historically accurate portrayal of steppe nomads??? the faux leather strapless crops and faux leather yoga pants?????

[romanceyourdemons]

one thing this show clearly doesn’t get, which a lot of modern portrayals of premodern times don’t seem to get, is that in a preindustrial society where literally everything is handmade, people preferred (and prefer!) to take a little longer to make things beautiful. if you’re personally spinning and weaving and stitching every inch your new coat, you might as well take an extra afternoon to dye the fibers a really lovely yellow with some onion scraps, and spend a little longer to embroider on a nice pattern. if you’re personally carving every angle of every chair in your house, you may as well slow down and carve them with a beautiful and culturally significant design, especially if you know your great-grandchildren will be sitting in them. in a hyperconsumerist industrial society it’s expected that you just buy what you can afford and settle for however beautiful or ugly the thing happens to be, but it wasn’t always that way. the vast majority of people in the premodern world—men and women, rich and poor—were hobbyist artists, and they dressed in and sat on and slept under and smoked with and ate out of their and their ancestors’ canvases every day