human hearts are not made out of stone

hey. i go by marzipan these days, or just marz if that suits you! or smitten tbh twenties, she/her and they/them. tired and anxious are basically my middle names lmao — — — — — — — — You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin, is a Princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world. — — — — — — — —

[zarekarstudio]

apparently tumblr has decided to start shoving ads onto people's blogs, soon. i don't endorse ANYTHING tumblr decides to force onto my blog. if you don't have one already, just go get an adblocker- if they can't properly monitor their stupid ass ads, people shouldn't have to look at them.

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[kardamonich]

My first love was the ocean

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[unteriors]

Glades Road, Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[gothicprep]

the internet believes i have a green cat. truthfully, she’s a brown tabby and wife & i own a lot of pastel furniture. between the limitations of phone cameras and the faded rose and lavender backdrops, that’s understandable. i know why you think she’s green.

what’s not understandable is my NOT GREEN cat getting a second life on tiktok. don’t like that!

[bimmyjimmy]

how he begs for me to throw the spring for him so he can catch it

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

[filibusterfrog]

just a little boy

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[tunamayuuu]

i ended up making too many perf text posts so you're getting valleyposting today

[brandontheoutcast]

Happy April 1st

[ironychan]

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco's in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish's place for a LAN party.

It's enrichment for all involved. I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

[lastoneout]

I genuinely think the world would be a much better place if more people felt comfortable dressing a bit silly out in public.