PRETTY BOY

im funny

[kendallroynsfw]

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[vaporwavesimulator]

*wii shop channel music playing as i lay dead on the ground*

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[allsadnshit]

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

[toralyzer]

hi duck tales is really good

[best-of-memes]

[ppitte]

Can’t trust a damn thing these days.

[irradiatedsnakes]

i found this tiny beautiful friend

WHO TRIED TO EAT ME

[centaurcentral]

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

[greekceltic]

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

[ironychan]

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

[vanilla0chinchilla]

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

[hostduraravros]

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[tastefullyoffensive]

by See Bang Now

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us