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thepromiscuousfinger

I love very specific cakes

easily-evi

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

sweaterkittensahoy

A companion:

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

money-bfdie

its funny to me indie animation fans get so protective of their faves getting criticized bc meanwhile average indie horror fans conversation goes "i think this is shit" "no it rly is"

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

nyuisnt

Eye contact

tansytaseis

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

prokopetz

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

himbo4president

I have already seen people try to argue that "not showing up at all" is a valid play style.

Basically saying if you dont like combat have the DM tell you if an upcoming session is heavy in combat and then just don't show up for that session as the DM can play your character and "a good DM shouldnt kill your character if you're away from the table so you're safe".

Brought to mind the idea of DM sadly playing out a combat encounter by himself.

pinkdovess

this meme is so niche

obscenicon

duckdotcom

tahthetrickster

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

#they really are like a child's rendition of “bad car”