a place of little importance

by that I mean little things that are indeed important

[mybodychoseviolence]

“why am i dizzy” i ask myself, as if i do not simply have the Dizzy Disorder

[389]

by Kim Jongsook

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Went to rummage sale and found Big Pot. Also found a working 1970s food processor for $4!

[tritiyum]

i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)

[jamangobirb]

Hate when that happens

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[jantesika]

pretty sure he came from japan?

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

[pansyfemme]

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

[fandom-man]

[drearydaffodil]

blood and bread

The plasma center is closing its doors

I worry for the walking wounded—

To choose between blood

And life

To have that choice removed

The leeches are leaving

But taking the lucre

Will they all starve?

A dizzy dilemma

I see no solution

Mercy left

Long ago

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[animentality]

[crykeepgoing]

The air purifier is humming softly

Pulling cat hair from the ether

The night light glows yellow

The couch is firm and soft under my back

There's a crack in the ceiling

That's been there since before I was born

Foundations settle at first

The baby keeps fussing but hasn't fully woken up yet

Her parents are sleeping in the next room

I hope she takes a bottle tonight so they can actually rest

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[meteors-lotr]

Continuing my quest of headcanoning the lotr races to be as inhuman as possible, hobbits are immune to so much shit.

They're covered in fur that keep them warm in any climate (Up on the mountain pass every other member of the fellowship would have frozen to death three times over before any of the hobbits started to feel something), but their fur also know how to air out properly, so they aren't affected by hot climates either (The heat of mount doom was a cake walk for Sam and Frodo. Everything else, not so much), and they have surprisingly thick skin that protects them against a lot of injuries, especially around their feet meaning they never get worn out. The same goes with food and drinks, it takes a lot to get a hobbit intoxicated (The alcohol concentration in their ale is insane), and no poison affects them. Like, when Shelob stabbed Frodo, man's was fucking fine. The stab was the problem, not her venom. In fact, headcanon time, Shelob's venom is an insta kill, but since Hobbits are practically immune and Orcs are resilient as heck, the most it causes is like a temporary paralysis. Poor Shelob is very confused as to why her stings ain't killing these people but just kinda knocking them out for a few hours.

In conclusion, Hobbits are the perfect specimen, made to survive in any climate and in any situation, and they could have easily taken over Middle Earth if they wanted to. They don't want to tho, so we're good

[i-wear-sunglasses-inside]

Look I know everyone who’s ever read lotr has said this, but it is so deeply funny how often Sauron has an incredibly powerful item or minion that should 100% ensure that Middle Earth is his, and that item or being has like 1 weakness that is inadvertently exploited by a hobbit and/or their companion.

Oh? You have a magic ring designed to corrupt the hearts of elves, men, and dwarves? It’s being carried by a hobbit, known for their insane mental and physical resilience, and more specifically, the single most resilient hobbit on the face of the planet.

You have a giant spider afraid of nothing but the most pure light? Great, have a hobbit with the light previously preserved in a silmaril.

An immortal witch king that cannot be killed by any living man? Surprise, he’s currently facing the only two non-human-man soldiers on the battlefield, and they’re armed with a blade designed to cut spells.

I cannot fathom the number of mirrors Sauron had to have broken in his lifetime for his luck to be this bad. Four leaf clovers must uproot themselves and run away when he approaches.

[wizardpotions]

you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

[depsidase]