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If you’re sexy; shield bash it.
//Oh hey, I exist again.
Wouldn't Jax be more like Cable than Bucky?
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Okay, wow, I meant to do this when I hit 1.5k last week but with my laptop dying (R.I.P. Phillip), I’m finally getting around to it (Phillip 2.0 is in). Which, by the way, wow, thank you guys so much. Never knew ya’ll would like Rogers and glad his prissy diva exterior didn’t scare any of ya’ll off.
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Peace out, girl scout.
It's your day. Whatever you want is all yours. No need to throw anything off-kilter. I think we've got a good plan going.
So glad you're feeling agreeable today, because I think I have the sudden need to pull that pretty blond hair. Thanks for the birthday wishes, Stevie.
I seem to remember enjoying you sticky a time or two, but you've got a point. There's no need for a shower between the gift and the cake. It's a good cake, too.
I think you might enjoy that a little more than I do, though I do like seeing the look on your face. Not as much as other times, but it's well worth it. Just not something I want tonight. At least not right now. You've already laid out some wonderful plans and gifts, I'd hate to throw that off kilter.
So, that's a no? We'll scrap that and stick with bows.
Absolutely a no. When I said I wanted to eat you up, it wasn't literal. Besides I don't think I'd enjoy you being too sticky, then you'd get me sticky, and I don't want to have to shower between unwrapping my gift and having my cake.