freak zone (sorry)

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[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Hallo, this blog is so that all my freak posting is in one place

I will block you if you don't have age in bio as I post erotica and just generally horny on main shit<3

Only warnings really is that I'm a freak about blood + a masochist and media is media don't like it? Block<3

And finally! Please feel free to request any stories! You have something that won't get out of your head? Or any of my characters below interest you? Go ahead and request! Give as much or little info as you would like! (If you give me like three words I'm gonna ask for clarification tho)

Same as my main blog @crypticallystrangefurry

#all is vain = random text shitposts / reblogs

#vanity = original works and such

#virtue = anything to do with my book I'm writing

Below the cut are some characters and what kinks/orientations they are!

#virtue (my books tag)

The two characters are Misha and gadreel<3 a priest and an angel

(obviously priest kink, monster fucker probably (gadreels not all that human), exhibitionism, light knife/blood play)

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I'm a simple man

Hairy stinky people are hot as fuck and if I see ass I ALWAYS wanna bite

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I'm so sorry y'all, I love wincestiel so much but I think my FAVORITE part of the ship is the tired response when people say "sams third wheeling hehe" "cockblocking Sam!" "What's Sam doing there?"

And then people who ship it or make the art just give the most tired reply "it's wincestiel" "no no he's a part of this" "he's right where he wants to be"

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Had sex with someone once, they said "I think you're supposed to do it like this" and then fingered me so badly that I didn't touch myself for a month

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I would love to go to the gym with my roommate and hangout, unfortunately I have this disease called "omfg big hot sweaty men omgomg mfhhhh" that makes it hard not to be normal

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Dude I have no clue how to sext, I get sent a nude and my reaction is literally "yay<3" or "holy moly (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡"

[sastielsfandom]

cramstieleen is such a funny concept because the only way i see it happening is crowley invited himself into the poly and no one wants him there. they can't get rid of him either and he would appreciate their love but he'll take their hatred too

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Fuck that's so good, I love the fact that Crowleys just kinda lonely and wants in on shit

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I'm so sorry y'all, I love wincestiel so much but I think my FAVORITE part of the ship is the tired response when people say "sams third wheeling hehe" "cockblocking Sam!" "What's Sam doing there?"

And then people who ship it or make the art just give the most tired reply "it's wincestiel" "no no he's a part of this" "he's right where he wants to be"

[why-choose]

If the Impala became human, I think Gabriel would love to fuck her/him. Some of it because he is fucking gorgeous (maybe if Gabriel turns her human, it’s some of his best work) and some of it just to make Dean SO jealous and competitive (“Nobody shows my Baby a good time more than me!” “Oh yeah, Kiddo? Bet.”)

I already love Winpala, why not WinPalabriel too? Honestly let’s just make Team Free Let’s Fuck the Car a thing!

They should all be sucking hickies into his license plate tramp stamp. And Sam should be allowed to spank the demon trap on her ass raw and rosy. He’s the one who drew it on him after all.

And if her necklace of legos aren’t rattling like they did in the vent on every thrust, is it truly the Impala?

She’s got two hands, a cocky grin, and enough determination to take care of his two boys and two angels proper.

He remembers what Gabriel being in the back of her felt like in Hammer of the Gods, what if he shows him what her being in the back of him feels like?

Cas should ride him, Dean should drive himself into her, Sam should be rubbing and plucking at his nipples like he is fondling Baby’s vinyl dashboard. Gabriel should keep up a running spiel of dirty talk that makes his engine rumble and the tires screech in her mind.

Do you think Sam feels an extra kinship with Baby because he WAS him at one point? Imagine how he would trace every line of her body, admiring each crease and crevice, like he would his own body. To be both familiar with her as his home and as he would be with himself?

Dean being in-sync with human!Baby just like he is with Sam. Having that pseudo-telepathic eye communication with him too and it freaks Sam out to see what he and Dean look like to other people (“are we really like that like that?” He would think while recognizing the homoerotic undertones between Baby and Dean because how could Sam not see himself in Baby just like he sees Dean in her? She is literally an extension of both of them at this point).

Baby literally not minding that Cas is an angel because like, she is a car and this new body is not really her true form either. They would get along well and Cas would admire the rumble in his voice and swagger in her step just like he is admiring one of his Winchesters. He would absolutely defer to her over his claim on the boys though. Neither he or she own them and they have both vowed that the brothers are under their protection and care, but Baby has been doing it much longer and if they admitted it aloud, better, than Cas.

Still, she’d be charmed by Cas, love the smell of himself on Cas’s trenchcoat, the way his ass conforms well to her own cushiony body like it always had. A recognition, an acceptance; he is family too and Baby always takes care of his family. There’s sparks when they touch, skin that used to be metal conducting grace.

Just a car, the two brothers she is a home for, and the two angels without a home they picked up along the open road they traveled together.

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Unfortunately I've been absolutely adoring all the Impala personification

This also means my fanfic history is wild

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I love hairy people<3

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

"I don't have to worry about dialogue right now! I can fine tune it later!!"

It's later

What the fuck was the dialogue supposed to be?

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Sometimes being into so much feels like a buffet

Like a lil bit of objectum? Sure why not, wincestiel? Hell yeah, pet play? Mhm, biting and blood? Sure throw it in!

I love fiction<3

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Dude fucking grabbed the alcohol bottle instead of my chaser when I was trying to grab it blindly after a shot

That swig fucked me up chatters woof

[rabbitdyke]

hey do ppl like stone top sadists that won't take off their clothes during sex? asking for a friend

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I mean I'm a masochist who hates being naked

Wanna stand fully clothed in my bedroom and you can punch me or somethin?

[crypticallystrangefurry]

I fucking remember taging #all in vain instead of my actual tag on a post but I don't remember which one T^T

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

Checking this one too

[flowersintheimpala69]

Cas thinks Sam and Dean are dating because his understanding of human relationships is very limited and so what he does understand about romantic relationships from media is that people who are dating “would die for eachother” and “initiate physical contact with eachother a lot” and “spend time together” and cas is like. That’s Dean and Sam. Dean and Sam have and would die for eachother. Dean and Sam touch a lot. Dean and Sam spend basically all their time together. And so he assumes they’re dating and so when Dean tells Cas he’s “like a brother” to him, cas is like ‘oh so Dean must like me romantically too’ so to Dean he’s like “what about sam??” And deans like “well Sam’s my brother but that dosent mean you can’t be like a brother to me too” and cas is like “sam dosent mind??” And deans like “???no?? Why would sam mind?? tbh I think sam sees you as a brother too” and cas is like “oh okay well i see you two as my brothers as well” and that’s how cas ends up thinking Dean, sam, and himself are all in a polycue

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

I love you "oops I'm in a polycule" cas

[acediscowlng]

wincestiel relationship shenanigans where sam is aggressively trying to set and dean and castiel up because he can see that castiel is clearly in love with dean and sam needs to do this to repress his (clearly) unrequited love for castiel and his (obviously immensely fucked up and also very clearly) unrequited feelings for his brother, and dean is increasingly in a bad mood because he really wants to make a move on sam goddammit and sam keeps leaving him for exceedingly fake and convoluted reasons and it's sending dean spiraling thinking sam's thinking of leaving permanently again and the worst part is that castiel always seems to be around when this happens and so he keeps seeing dean at his worst and castiel is also clearly starting to hate dean for having to deal with all this bullshit, and castiel (certified most Miserable person TM) is growing increasingly miserable because dean is clearly spiraling about something that he refuses to talk about and sam has cancelled their weekly netflix binge session together so that clearly means that sam doesn't want to spend time with him either, and castiel is an angel of the lord who has no concept of monogamy, so in his mind this obviously means that his dream polycule with the loves of his life sam and dean winchester is crumbling right before his eyes and clearly this is a sign that castiel simply cannot have good things

and jack is also there, and he is just happily operating under the impression that this is a sane and normal family dynamic

[crypticallyfreakyfurry]

God I'm so sick about them constantly