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POV: A stranger you have never even met brought you to your home while you were unconscious
No but can we talk about what Cassandra thought happened in Kirkwall before talking to Varric because she’s so surprised that half the people involved in what happened were from Ferelden by coincidence and said that she thought they all came together. Like did she think that Hawke, Anders, Aveline, and Merrill were all part of a terrorism syndicate
Okay I’m thinking more about this and I can’t get over how this must all have looked to Cassandra. Like imagine:
You are Cassandra. Your job is to find out what happened in Kirkwall leading to the Chantry bombing and subsequent mage rebellion. Your sources have indicated that a few individuals closely involved with the incident traveled directly to Kirkwall from Ferelden, a country than underwent a major succession crisis less than 10 years ago. It’s open knowledge that this succession crisis was resolved with heavy interference from the Grey Wardens, an incredibly secretive order whose immediate plans are deliberately obfuscated, despite their claims to political neutrality. The result of this succession crisis was either:
The current Queen of Ferelden was placed there by an alliance with the Grey Wardens, and her father and/or husband may even be a member
The current King of Ferelden is a quote unquote “former” Grey Warden (this being a transparent attempt at a loophole to get around rules about political interference) and he may even be married to or openly sleeping with a current member of the Order
At the heart of all of this is the Hero of Ferelden, who if alive, is possibly the prince consort of Ferelden, or the friend, wife, mistress, or ex-lover of the King.
With this in mind, there are a few key figures who keep popping up the more you investigate Kirkwall, all obviously deeply embroiled in whatever transpired. They include:
Another member of the same Order — records indicate he may have served directly under the Hero of Ferelden and might even have grown up in the same Circle of Magi that they did
A soldier who served in the same battle as the Hero of Ferelden and possibly the king. Shortly after this battle, she relocated to Kirkwall, where she rose in the city guard’s ranks surprisingly quickly. Just weeks before the rebellion, she received an offer of a high ranking position in the Ferelden military
Possibly: the Hero of Ferelden’s literal cousin
Possibly: the Hero of Ferelden’s childhood friend
A pirate (yes, a fucking pirate) with known ties to one of the Hero of Ferelden and possibly the King of Ferelden’s former companions. A few witnesses at a Denerim brothel claim to have seen her associating with them there, and possibly even left to sleep with the Hero of Ferelden (also possibly, the King of Ferelden too??? both of them???)
Possibly: another Grey Warden, (possibly also the HoF’s cousin, possibly served directly under the HoF’s close friend and/or lover during the Wardens’ visit to Kirkwall) who was mysteriously inducted into the Order after they discovered the substance used to corrupt Kirkwall’s Knight Commander
Putting aside the fact that one of these individuals is well known for having killed/otherwise dealt with a prominent Qunari leader, who was then replaced one of the Hero of Ferelden’s former companions, there’s also the fact that the possible King of Ferelden might have travelled to Kirkwall himself before the Kirkwall rebellion to specifically push for mage rights, and then scheduled a MEETING with Hawke and all of their aforementioned associates less than WEEKS before the mage rebellion.
You have an interrogation with one of Hawke’s former companions coming up that you’re hoping will help confirm some of this, but if you had to guess right now, what do you think happened here?
TL;DR: Cassandra thought that Hawke and co were chaos agents deployed by a conspiracy between the Grey Wardens and the Ferelden government, and I, for one, do not blame her
Adding to my amateur analysis of Son of Coma Guy that it’s so crazy that Wilson gave House a fairly involved alibi that he had to pay a guy to pull off without House even asking him to or telling him what he was about to do. Like, it’s one thing to lie for your bestie when her mom calls and say she’s staying the night when you know she was at a party last night and don’t know where she got to after that. It’s another thing entirely to find a look alike for your friend and pay them to be her without even knowing what kind of crimes that your bestie is committing (but knowing that they’re bad and very illegal because your bestie has a very high tolerance for telling you exactly what she’s doing that she knows she shouldn’t be)
Spent the ENTIRETY of 7 keeping that GODDAMN elevator fucking safe and it gets blown up a decade later.
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sorry still thinking abt josephine and blackwall. all of josephine's romance scenes are her going my word..........oh we mustn't.......oh i couldn't possibly. she matches blackwall's chivalric romance level rly, rly well, and i think there's a lot to mine from the idea of her telling blackwall abt this bard she killed, and how guilty she still feels abt it. that's rly lovely.
and also blackwall being the recipient of leliana's 'don't fuck w her' speech. maybe he assumes the jig is up. and instead an entirely different jig he hasn't even been daring to hope for is up. and now the inquisition's ambassador is blushing talking to this guy who says things like 'you have the world at your feet, myself included' and 'it's good to be part of something so important, something that could change things.' need anybody to carry anything heavy? my lady?
but josephine is ALSO getting all of blackwall's romantic beats. and so she's showing up to the herald's rest like i opened up to this gruff soldier and now he is going to open up to me (: and blackwall is like when i was a child i watched some other kids hang a dog. and josephine is choosing all the nice dialogue options slowly realizing he's wayyyyyyyy drunker than she thought he was. and she's like oh. um. well, you said you were just a boy. and he's like I MAY AS WELL HAVE TIED THE NOOSE MYSELF. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DOG OUT THERE. SOME FUCKING MONGREL THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO STAY AWAY.
and she goes back to her bedroom and stares at the ceiling and says oh well josephine! we can try again tomorrow! and the next day he is GONE. and leliana is going so do you want me to kill him? i could kill him. and the ambassador of the inquisition has to be like no i do not want you to kill him. i want you to be normal. we were not courting. we did not get to that stage. and then blackwall blows up all the diplomatic rapport josephine's been working so hard to establish w orlais.
so in general i think the project hail mary movie managed the emotional beats better than the book, but there is one point in the story where that fact becomes so fucking funny
and it's when grace is out on the hull of the ship trying to still collect the taumoeba collector even though so many things have gone wrong (with rocky telling him no don't do that you will die we can try again later)
because in the movie that "i don't think there is gonna be a later" is representative of the huge risk they've taken on this plan, the ship is falling apart as they go, this has to be done now, and grace is proving really for the first time that he is now willing to die to make this work and save both their planets
but in the book because of time constraints and length required both he and rocky were working on making the chain for that thing and they've done nothing but make chain for like a week straight (he mentions at one point the noodles he's having for dinner are just registering to his brain as small white edible chain)
so the thoughts going through book!grace's head at that point are just "if i have to make one more length of fucking chain im gonna kill myself"
i love that the maul which crushed that one guy’s legs and thus slowly killed him is called Leg-Crusher because it implies not really that the darkspawn called it that because why would you have asked and that one didn’t look like it could tell you, but that the party picked up said maul and went around calling it Leg-Crusher. while using it. in memory of the guy.
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Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!
Your ideal environment is:
Hot/Cold
Wet/Dry
Bright/Dark
Loud/Quiet
HWBL - beach boy
HWBQ - tropical fish
HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup
HWDQ - the swamp woman
HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee
HDBQ - Lizard
HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy
HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon
CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew
CWBQ - penguin living
CWDL - port angeles basement show
CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal
CDBL - ski resort
CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska
CDDL - mcmurdo station rave
CDDQ - corpse
is this what the people call environmental storytelling
disclaimer i know the team is doing their best this is just funny to me. bots love scrying dragons ig
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hi hello i have never used tumblr before but im going to try posting my art here i hope im doing it right. heres my drawing of loghain mac tir being taunted by an orlesian nobleman because i think its extremely funny that they send him to orlais if he becomes a warden