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okay, but who opens the jars in the relationship

checkmate luberal

#this is a performance impression of my roommate #I <3 my gf #when she refills my water the lid is always too tight for mento get off myself #its a fun reminder of her throughout the day #but also means I cannot refill my water without help #no I will not complain abt this #monopoly?#job security?#built dependence?#idc #I adore her #relationship

heyy! is there a canny valley where everything feels Fine and Normal? no worries if not!

#shitpost

pov: me choosing my major

#dan and phil #phil lester #also #sooo what I'm getting is they hate me #archaeology #meme #phouse rules #phan #was never a dnp archaeologist don't get it twisted

dogpuppy

aro-ace-axolotl

„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason

queen among weirdos loser among normies

#a title proudly held

crypticmessengergoblin

In recent attempts to reconstruct my view of our "higher power" in my mind, I've accidentally made the image of it the Just Dance girl from the Emoji Movie

crypticmessengergoblin

this is who's intervening for me and watching over my life btw

#divine inspiration #comes from her #literally GLOWING #leaning down to us?#my subconscious had a vision y'all

In recent attempts to reconstruct my view of our "higher power" in my mind, I've accidentally made the image of it the Just Dance girl from the Emoji Movie

#specifically when she's leaning down and reaching out #raised catholic #god is a woman and she is from Just Dance #just dance #women #emoji movie #odd pull #I know #religion #christianity #?#I feel my beliefs are actually more like that of Hank Green #but on days where I need comfort #this is the best I can offer #...apparently #christianity feels so yuck sometimes (most times)

taylordraws

ME TOO CHAT

crypticmessengergoblin

RAHHHH

#mlb #feral ladybug #badass cutie pie yk #and chat just 🧍#turning to jelly

sharkentine

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.