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if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.
I'm probably too woke, but saying that Snape doesn't know what a shower is feels classist.
I don't really know how to explain this, but it really does, especially since Severus comes from a very poor background ever since he was a child.
People mainly say this because apparently, Severus' hair is way too greasy, which I think is stupid. You can get greasy hair from showering too much, or simply from genetics. Despite his greasy hair and Severus being sickly thinâespecially since really low weight tends to make your sweat 10x worse, therefore making you smell worseâit was never mentioned in the books that Severus had a bad smell.
And considering just how brutally honest Harry wasâwho was the main narratorâhe'd definitely state that Snape had a bad odor if Snape never actually showered.
It just doesn't really make sense for me to say that Snape doesn't know what showering is, when everything else indicates otherwise. I mean, I'm not surprised, because Marauders fans tend to be extremely classist (especially the ATYD truthers), but I still find it weird.
Anyway, shoutout to my friend Vania for making me think about this and discussing it with me ;))
One of those basic rules of improv say you have to say "Yes and-" rather than an outright contradiction, right? Sometimes you just have to commit to the bit even if your partner in crime makes things too dang complicated (so much for flying under the radar and being unmemorable- that nurse is going to be telling stories for weeks!). Of course, it is one thing to claim a child as part of an act and quite another to let such a claim slip out in a moment of guileless yelling at the co-god-parent (previous); no number of denials can take back such an admission.
So, are werewolves undead?
I like to think that Remus had a muggle birth certificate in addition to whatever records the wizarding world might utilize- but post-bite his protective parents decided that it would be safer if he no longer had a paper trail in the muggle world, keep him hidden from prying questions etc. Perhaps it was safer for Remus (or easier for his parents at least) to not exist in the muggle records as a child, but it would become very difficult to find a job outside of the magical world and bring up all sorts of awkward questions when, after a night of running around in the woods with a pack of werewolves that don't exactly trust him and sans his trousers, he gets his exhausted ass hit by a lorry and dragged off to a muggle hospital.
Strictly silliness as the idea (because of this post) wouldnât leave me alone:Â Sniper!Tobias Snape Saves The Day (and I have no idea why Eileen kept committing insurance fraud)
(Severus, neck hastily bandaged and blood all down his robes, shoving cauldrons and books and ingredients and jars full of âstuffâ and clothing and loose-leaf tea and a stuffed alligator into a bag and muttering to himself; âI have at least an hour before someone decides to go down to the Shack to desecrate my body, thatâs plenty of time to get packed and well on my way to JamaicaâŚâ)
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Woah it's not even 5 in the morning im earrrlyyy (who cares its white nights here at this time of the year and the sun is almost up already). um, anyway-
made this for some people that keep asking these. Mostly in tiktok, but sometimes here as well.
was debating on the last page, if i even should add it. It had different text, and even different setting, but it was too similar to the previous page... and then i sketched this and people in discord were destroyed, ao i was like, okay im adding that in.
I... i honestly lost the logic of Alastor's time manipulation, but it's there trust, i'm just dumb, and i could grasp the logic of that plan only for a short time, that was enough to sketch everything out, and then i lost it.
But basically, Alastor cut out 2 days, so if Vox catches on the leap year thing, Al would still have one day for safety. Or if vox suspected that Alastor somehow messed with calendars (which he did) and decided to wait one more day. But basically Alastor was pretending the whole year that he's not planning to look for any ways out, and kept playing the docile boyfriend role, so Vox wouldn't be suspicious.
And he even found some random alcoholic to chellenge Vox and make him drink to blackout (Vox knows Alastor has higher Alcohol tolerance and if Alastor would suggest a challenge, he would be suspicious of it)
I even had a whole scene in my head with said alcoholic and Alastor hiring him, bit then i decided that the comic doesn't need 10 pages of backstory for this random guy, so it never made it even in the first draft. Basically it's all in the dialogue, but in case you didn't get it because of course someone didn't: his wife sold his child for some drugs, and he made a deal with Alastor that Alastor would put her on the broadcast for a favour in return.
Usually Alastor doesn't do "requests" or even "commissions" (lol) because like. First of, radio is his form of art, his hobby, and he knows better than anyone when you try to make a profit out of your hobby, it stops being a hobby. That's why i don't do commissions too, haha. But in this case he's really despearte, and doesn't have much to offer to a random alcoholic he doesn't know, and being the asking position isn't his style.
Also, at this point i realised that to most people in hell in the alvox relationships Alastor is the predator, taking advantage of this cute naive newby in hell (10 years being dead is nothing) (Alastor has been dead for just slightly over 30 years, and in scale of eternal suffering it's also nothing, but people tend to forget that because of his power).
Somewhere like 60 years later, on r/radiodemon someone asks "how bad of a person you should be for TRD call you a monster?". Theories, theories...
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yeah ngl the weird ass pronouns joke and the misgendering in tvl ep 1 didnât do it for me and in fact left a really bad taste in my mouth. identity/gender nonconformity as a punchline is such a tired trope and really not what i wanted to see from a show set in the present day.
Passport Photo Series
London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.
there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom
