[cryptidbonepit]

Introducing your pets to each other and hopeing they don't fight

[jeditavius]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

I wish my joints would stop having opinions about the changing weather

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

[arachnidscientist]

Meeeoooowww

[crystalbull]

Some of you never spent 2009-2011 watching anime fanart/ship slideshows on YouTube with Cascada, Savage Garden, Evenescence, or Three Days Grace playing over it and it shows.

[idlelizard]

dinky dragons

[cryptidbonepit]

Rawr

[cryptidbonepit]

Arcanum quoddam est natura viscerum meorum. Quippe laterem, parietem fictilem, plumbum denique devorare possum nulla incommoda patiens; at simulac vel unam crustulam minutissimam socolata conspersam edere audeo, ita stomachus meus se gerit ac si veneno afficeretur.

[cryptidbonepit]

Numquamne cogitastis quam ardens esset Octavius ​​si cannam sclopeti Iedediah sugeret? Praesertim cum adhuc inimici sunt. Cogitate modo, Octavius ​​humi genuflexus coram Iedediah, oculis semi-clausis, dum labia rosea cannam sclopeti circumdabant, antequam lente hastile sclopeti in guttur deglutiat.

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[traegorn]

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[polteergeistt]

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[bad-system]

keep your codpiece polished

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite